(Insert Title Later) (Monster Falls)

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Mabel's POV

I wake up and check the time. I slept half the day and then the entire night. I can't feel my legs. I can't get up. I grab my grappling hook and shoot the nearest object that will break and shout.

"DIPPER!"

He groan and looks at me.

"What?"

"I can't get up." 

"Yeah right."

"No, really Dipper, I can't."

He tries to stand up, his upper half falling out of the bed. He stares at me silently, his mouth open.

"See!" I shout again.

He rolls over so he falls out the rest of the way. He screams. I look at what he's looking at. His entire lower half is a deer. I also just noticed he has adorable little ears. I squeal. His little legs flail about uselessly.

I snort as a thought comes to me. "Deerper."

He looks annoyed. "Mabel! Don't you think this is kind of a big deal?"

I giggle. "But you're so cute!"

He groans.

Another thought comes to me. "Do I have deer legs too?" 

I let myself fall out of bed as well. I have some type of white horse legs. Dipper points to my forehead, a look of disbelief on is face. I touch where he pointed to. There's something there. I slowly figure out how to stand up and as soon as I can walk I head to the nearest mirror. I squeal again. I have a horn, so that must mean I'm a unicorn-person thingy. I'll have to ask Dipper what that's called. Dipper's standing now, but he falls over when he tries to take so much as a step. I giggle.

"Mabel!"

"Oops. Sorry! You're just funny to watch."

He mumbles something under his breath about me being annoying while he tries to stand back up. I just realized the shack is open right now.

"Ooooh, I'm gonna go show everyone!" I start to trot out the door.

"Mabel! Doesn't that seem like a bad idea?"

Dipper never listens to me. I carefully make my way downstairs.