One day a gorilla ate the bear.
i love dem babies
TEAM PENNIS!!!!!!!
I lick celebrities faces!!!
Yer mom likes sandwiches
i saw your mom and sister at the gun store......
wait!! you and your dad let ur mom and sister leave the kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh chemistry!!!
DIS-GU-ST-ING!!
oh my god who am i gonna call??
GHOST BUSTERS!!!!!!
GOD?? IS THAT U??
THE FLYING BLUEBERRY PANCAKES!!!
Me izz da bestest uzz is dem worstest!!!
Sometimes I believe I'm Harry Potter
like totally, like wow, like totally freak me out, im mean right on, the warriors are number 1!!!!
Kitttens are my bestest friends!!! :D
Heck yes I'm dah daim fruitsauce!!!
U jelly of my jelly?
I eat apples with worms
I like to flip my hair overwhelmely.
I bet you don't know your mexican
U suck
I rulezzz
Suck it trebeck
Just remember itzz me bitchezzzz
YOU ARE READING
The gorilla ate the bear
RomanceZander once had a pet gorilla and bear. One day he left them alone for too long, that's when it all went wrong. This classic story has been compared to the three little pigs, some vampire stories, and one direction. :)
