Now or Never: SF9 Apply Fic

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(I was so caught up with learning UNIQ's sister group that I forgot to update.....Their sister group's name is EVERGLOW and their debut song is Bon Bon Chocolat.....they debuted three days again and their debut song had me shook. I thought it was going to be like hype and/or have a cute concept especially with that intro then it turns into some dark girlcrush song and.....They are the first group that I decided to stan before I learned all their names or heard another song by them......I left the song up there for you guys to listen to if you want to....Anyway, enjoy.)

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My Pov:

Minjae and Hyuntae gave SF9 a tour of their own house. Minjae did most of the talking and telling them what was in each room in that house. Hyuntae only talked when one of the SF9 members had a question. 

"Any questions?" Minjae asks at the end of the tour.

"Yes, are-" Chanhee starts, but Minjae cuts him off. 

"I don't know the answer. Ask Hyuntae." Minjae says.

"But you don't-" Chanhee starts, but again is cut off by Minjae.

"I don't need to hear the whole question to know that I don't know the answer. You were going to ask about clothes because Taeyang kept asking about it. Ignored him for a reason. Hyuntae knows more about what is in all these houses beyond the surface part, so he is best person to ask." Minjae explains and Chanhee sighs.

"Whatever, so are there any other clothes?" Chanhee asks.

"So does anyone wanna hear a joke?" Minjae asks.

"No-" Chanhee starts, but is yet again cut off by Minjae.

"What is karate experts' favorite beverage?" Minjae asks and smiles.

The SF9 members look at each other and Hyuntae sighs. "I always thought Jieun would be the one to tell dad jokes. He is the damn dad of our group after all...." he mutters and shakes his head.

"I know! Kara-tea!" 

The other eight members turn and look at Sanghyuk. "What?" he asks and the other eight members just shake their heads.

Minjae laughs and nods. Sanghyuk smiles and the other eight members along with Hyuntae watch as Minjae and Sanghyuk tell each other dad jokes. Each time, it gets worse and worse.

Inseong and Jaeyoon slowly are getting tired of hearing this, so they decided to intervene before they tell anymore.

"Knock knock." Sanghyuk says.

"It's open." Inseong and Jaeyoon say at the same time and frown.

Sanghyuk and Minjae look at Inseong and Jaeyoon then sigh. Hyuntae is glad this is over, but he knows Minjae has more jokes to tell. So he decides to ditch them.

He slowly walks towards the door and Chanhee notices this. 

"Oi, don't leave me with these losers."

Hyuntae looks at Chanhee and gets flustered then runs out of the house.

"I can't believe he left me with these losers...."

Youngkyun and Taeyang hear this, but ignore it because they know he isn't talking about them. Chanhee has his own special nickname for them, which is Dumb & Dumber.

~Meanwhile~

Jaemin huffs and heads out of the house. He slams the door on his way out.

KyungJin and Jieun decide to leave Jaemin to calm down on his own. 

"I guess he doesn't want dinner then...." Hayoon mutters and keeps looking at his cook book.

"I wish my phone wasn't dead...I could have recorded that....wait is that my camera.....fuck." Eunjae says and starts whining.

Sora just snickers at Eunjae's whining and shakes his head. 

Jaehwan opens his eyes and mutters, "Are they gone? Can I finally sleep in peace? No one will bug me right?"

"JAEHWAN, GO GET MORE FISH! WE NEED MORE FISH! WE HAVE EIGHTEEN FUCKING PEOPLE TO FEED! GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS!" 

Jaehwan whines and slowly gets up. He leave the house muttering, "A guy can dream......a guy can only dream." 

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(This was just a quick update because I forgot. I will upload the special chapter when it is done. I find it funny how EVERGLOW only has one Chinese member, while UNIQ has three Chinese members out their five members...Also, Onda kind of looks like Cheng Xiao...I do agree that Sihyeon looks similar to Suzy and E:U looks like a mixture of Sorn and Elkie...a bit more like Sorn though. Also, I can only dream of being Aisha's height....I see the reason why Mia is in charge of girl crush and Yerin is so cute! I am trying to find a bias and it is so hard.....)