👩 < hello David
👦 < Hello Elizabeth. When I got on tinder I didn't realize I'd match with a beautiful goddess like yourself...
👩 < Hahaha... So what do you think you'll order?
👦 < I dunno. I've never been here before. Wanna order for me?
👩 < Sure. WAITRESS
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🙋🏻♀️ < Hi I'm Lauren I'll be your server to day. Would you like a drink to start off?
👩 < No
🙋🏻♀️ < Ok
👩 < Two fettuccine Alfredos and some wine please
👦 < I don't drink 😿
👩 < Well I do
🙋🏻♀️ < No problem ma'am, I'll be back right away
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👩 < What a whore