I have always loved the band ninja sex party and I have also always had a crush on Dan Avidan and my mom knew this so one day I was in school sitting in class and humming Dolly Partons here you come again tapping my pencil of corse my hum gets louder and so dose the pencil until a security guard comes in and ask the teacher is ( YN ) here she says your nick name and you look up and pull one of your ear buds out and say huh she says your going with the security guard bring your things and go to your locker oh ok you walk over to this tall buff man wearing a shirt that says security you walk out the class room and he follows you you place an ear bud in your ear and now 9"5 is playing and you start singing loud you grab your things you walk to the security booth and say so who am I living with who is taking me home the man points to someone behind me I turn around and I see Dan Avidan my jaw drops ummm you say turning back to the security booth that's Dan AVIDAN you yell dan walks up and puts a hand on your shoulder and whispers in your ear your mom is allowing you to live with me for a while You damn near scream your so happy so we're going to California he shakes his head yes you both walk out the school doors and you put your earbuds in and the song playing is escape by Rupert Holmes you jump in the air and start danceing and lip singing dan was watching you smiling he points at his car and you shake your head and he opens the car door for you you thank him and he hops in the car you pull out your ear buds you look at your phone to see your boyfriend was texting you
Babe - hay I don't think we're gonna work out
Me - why not
Babe - idk bye
Me - asswhole
Oof you say dan looks at you what you look at him and say my boyfriend broke up with me you the put you hands in your face and Sigh man we were together for 6 months dan says oh hun it's ok I'm here you don't need that asshole when you have meee you smile and giggle your right who need him you put in an ear bud and listen to the awesome mix vol 1 and fall asleep you wake up in a bed and scream WHERE THE FUCK AM I AHH dan runs in and sees you and the verge of tears oh hun he walks over and grabs you and places you in his lap he cradled you like you were a baby saying shhhh it's ok your at my place shh your in my bed shhh you soon fall back asleep in his arms
