If flowers could talk they'd ask me my name,
If flowers could talk I'd go insane.
If flowers could talk that would be bizarre,
If flowers could talk they'd ask 'what's a car?'
If flowers could talk that would be quite funny,
If flowers could talk they'd ask for money.
If flowers could talk what would they say?
If flowers could talk they'd ask 'which way?'
If flowers could talk that would be quite peculiar,
Just imagine a talking petunia!
If flowers could talk they would say 'I wish I could walk,'
I would say, 'well no you can't, because flowers can't talk.'