Once upon A logic

Once upon a time I didn't even know what to write, I had writers block, I still do so we're just gonna sit here till I can find something to say. ( 20 years later ) alright now that it's been 5 seconds I am happy to tell you all that I found something to actually write about.  The elephants crossed the bridge at 12 p.m. but didn't make it home till like 8:00 a.m. 3 days before they crossed the bridge, how did they do it ? Who knows. When you have immortality by becoming a vampire the fishes under the sea just like swim thru the land after everyone drives around the side walk. That is why it is important to have plenty of ice when you give your penguins a bath on the beach. I don't know why people go to upstairs to the 2nd floor when they never even reached the 5th floor outside of the inside from their apartment. In a house that goes thru another house that is across the street from another house that goes thru a grocery store.  A parked car with with no wheels crashed into 2 people, out of those 2 people 5 of them died but 30 were injured. They stayed in the hospital for 5 days and came out the same day they went in.  Well imma stop this right here because I am tired right now is like 2,000:00 a.m.  or something . Plus this is too much to write, and after everything I just wrote I have come to the conclusion that I have no idea what the hell I just wrote. I want who ever reads this to share this around because I believe it's funny , and you all need to laugh life's too short not to laugh.  I think that's the only thing I've written that made sense at all , blehh what am I talking about every single word in this story made sense GOOD NIGHT .