Flame: why am I here?
Squid: yeah, where are we?
Ember: just you wait *shows them ship*
Squid: WHAT THE FISH!?
Flame: what fresh hell is THIS!?
Fatespeaker: Aww! I think it's cute!
Viper: they do kinda belong together, they're both annoying
Fatespeaker: O-o
Flame: O-o
Squid: O-o
Viper: what?
Fatespeaker: Viper!? I thought you died! How is this possible!?
Ember: *throws glitter everywhere* Author Powers!
Viper: wait. I'm dead--?
Ember: ANYWAY! What you guys think of the ship?
Flame: if I was his husband, I would put poison in his drink
Squid: if you were my husband, I would DRINK IT!
Fatespeaker: *already writing a fanfiction about them*
Viper: ........I'M DEAD!?