Me: Hello everyone! Today we are going to be reacting to shipnames!
Luna: (sarcastically) Oh, this will be fun!
Draco: Can I leave now?
Me: No . . . duh?
Hermione: Malfoy, we haven't even started yet. (To me:) Why did you even bring him here?
Draco: I heard that, Mudblood.
Ron: NO! Take it back! Nobody calls my Hermione a Mudblood!
Me: Shut up! Now, is everyone ready for our first shipname?
Ron: What's a shipname?
Fred: Our classic little bro.
Me: Oh my god.
George: Sigh...
Ron: What?!
Luna: It's two names put together
Lavender: Because Won-Won, thei- we're in looooove! (kisses Ron on cheek)
Hermione: Ugh, I think I'm gonna throw up.
Me: Please no.
Draco: Please do!
Ginny: (sarcastically) Snog it up Lavender.
Ron: Hey! We never make fun of you when you and Harry-
Me: Stop. Please.
Harry: Awkward.
Neville: Can we start now?
*Voldemort, Bellatrix, Lucius, Narcissa, Dumbledore, McGonegall, and Snape file in*
Harry: You brought in the person who's trying to kill me, Th3Blu3Galaxy? Seriously?
Me: Why, sure?
Draco: Why not, Scar-head!
Harry: Malfoy, I swear . . .
Me: Ugh! I'm sick of this drama! The first shipname is . . .
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Harry Potter Characters React to their Shipnames!
HumorDrarry, Dramione, Romione, Hinny, Harmione, Dransy, Charry, Drinny, Rinny, Nuna, Bellamort, Deanevra, Wealseycest . . . All of the Harry Potter cast will react to these names . . .
