Romeo and Y/N

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They're we sat. Beautiful Juliet with her dark locks spilling over her shoulder, skin pale and glowing in the moonlight.
"Romeo," she said, "Do you think tonight is maybe... the night?"
"What do you mean, 'the night'?" I asked. Stupid women. So unspecific. Juliet licked her ruby red lips. She learned how to do lipstick by watching James Charles! So stupid!
"I think you know what night I mean." She whispered in my ear, sending chills up my spine. ASMR. Her hand found my waist and we start licking each other's tongues. Licky lick lick. Hers tastes like a mango juul pod.
"Now hold on just one second, Romeo." I heard a sexy, raspy yet feminine voice say. Standing their, in a short red dress, stood Y/N.
"Y/N!" I exclaimed. "It's really you!!" I look at Juliet. 
"Um Romeo how do you know Y/N???? Y/N is my EX BFFL!!" She screamed.
"Y/N is my ex girlfriend!" I replied.
"Not so fast," Y/N held up a hand as if trying to stop traffic, "I'm non-conforming now. I'm you're ex xirfriend." I looked at my one true love, Juliet. She's stupid and ugly. No. I want Y/N now.
"Toodles, Juliet." I said with a knowing smile.
"What are you talking about, my Romeo?" She cried. "I'm not like Y/N! I have depression! I love chicken nuggets! I stay home watching netflix on Friday nights!"
"We're done, Juliet." I repeated, taking out a knife.
"What the f-"
"This is my favorite knife." I told her. Then I put it down and pushed Juliet into the river. SPLASH! They're was a big splash because Juliet is as heavy as an elephant. I turned to Y/N. Xi was wearing a red dress made of crushed velvet, strapless and cutting off right beneath her booty. It tightly hugged xir curves. Xir golden hair fell in waves over xir shoulder. I walk up to Y/N and passionately lick xir tongue. It tastes like actual tobacco. Xi is perfect.