Hazbin Hotel love/life meme (smut warning)

Alastor x Angel Dust x male

"Oh Alastor, come here you sexy little bitch."

"You're such a character Angel."

My friends were always talking about how they summoned Angel Dust and Alastor.
They would brag about their experiences.

I was a bit of a fan, but I had doubt that they were real.

Now hearing my friends rant, either they're putting me on or they might actually be telling the truth.

There's only one way to find out, I could at least attempt to summon the demons.

I figured I could summon then them both.

I borrowed one of my friends radio equipment and set it up later in the night.

First I prayed, "Angel Dust is love. Angel Dust is life."

Next, I turned on the radio equipment and prayed "Alastor is love. Alastor is life."

I still wasn't so sure anything would happen, but then I remembered my friends stories so I went to my bedroom.

I waited for an hour. The lamp on my nightstand giving a pathetic amount of light.

This definitely doesn't work, I was mad now.

Suddenly I heard footsteps.

"Hey kid, why you mad?"

I looked over to my left to se Angel Dust.

I was in shock, a storm of questions and feelings fill my mind.

I try to speak but I was frozen stiff.

Angel approaches me and pats my cheek to snap me out of my trance.

I loosen up and open my mouth to speak, but before I can utter a word a red glow and heavy static noise fills my room.

In the center of my room a tall figure of light appears before me.

I freak out.

Angel stares at the light.

The light dies down to reveal Alastor.

I stop freaking out and marvel at his height and appearance.

"Again someone summons me," says the radio demon.

"Hey kid, you summoned Al too?" Angel asks in confusion.

Alastor notices Angel and is now equally confused.

"I summoned you both. My friends kept bragging about you guys," I tell the two demons.

"Oh, so that's it.~" says the kinky spider.

"No," says Alastor, "not this again. Besides, I'm not a homosexual."

"Alastor wait!" says Angel, "I don't think the kid meant for us to bang him."

Alastor looks back at Angel, "huh?"

I was always a party hard type, so I caught Angel's drift.

"He wants to try my services, Al. He summoned you as well, and I know just how to work this out~" the spider passionately states.

"But how?" asks the radio demon.

"Like this," replies Angel, and removes his shirt.

I know Alastor wasn't a normally sexually active person, but I could tell he was now interested into how this situation is progressing.

I like where this situation is going.

Angel Dust, now just wearing his bottoms presents himself to me.
His smooth soft skin and fluffy chest fur was an amazing sight, and I'm not gay, but Angel Dust just became an exception.