The Forgotten Sky: a collection of poems

Dwight Rules All

Identity theft is not a joke.

Millions of families suffer every year.

Don't you ever talk to me that way,

You little man.

You have no friends,

Or family,

Or land.

I am better than you have ever been

Or ever will be.

Fortunately, my feeling regenerate

At twice the speed of a normal

Man's.

"R" is of the most menacing sounds.

That's why they call it murder,

Not "Mukduk".

Always the Padawan,

Never the Jedi.

Why are all these people here?

There's too many people on this earth.

We need a new plague.

I wonder if king-sized sheets are called

Presidential-sized in England.

I really should have a Tweeter account.

When someone smiles at me,

All I see is a Chimpanzee

Begging for its life.

----These are all lines from the TV show, The Office. I did not create the words, just simply put them together in a logical order. -----