420 (crack/shit post)

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"(Y/n) walked around with offender's rose in her mouth. Don't ask.
Toby saw her, and yelled "(y/n), is that weed?! I'm calling the police!" then he walked up to the microwave and put 911 into it."
"911 what's your emergency?" asked the operator
=-~time skip~-=
Slenderman noticed there was a policeman in the mansion and yelled,
"Toby! Is that a police?! I'm calling the weed!" then he walked up to the microwave and put 420 into it. "420 whatcha smoking?" Asked the operator.
"Weed! I'm smoking weed!" Slenderp- i mean slenderman yelled "........" there was silence on the other end. Then, wait no. Still no response. Then, a demon made of cigarettes and cigars appeared. Then it burned the world to ash. The end."

Snap! The book closed. "Goodnight sally"  "Goodnight mr. lollipow" sally mumbled sleepily. Click. The door closed.

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