Dear readers,hi. Thanks for agreeing on going on this wonderful journey with me and these stories. Yes. Thanks random people. Laugh it out. Yeah. That's it laugh. @lexiconash a bit of inspiration from you.
😎🚬 LAUGH LIKE A VILLAGE MAN
1.One beautiful girl was staring at me yesterday in the Bank, and I was blushing until she said you look like the keke man that ran away with my change
2.Slim girls with small boobs are�scared of�hanging their bra outside because�it looks�like eyeglass... leme come and be goin.
3.Nigerian mothers can be�annoying... I�told my mom yesterday that i wanted to go to a friend's father funeral, and she was like" U like pleasing people... How many times have they come to yours? " WTF!!
4.Guys please if you want to toast a girl,toast her with sense... I know one stupid boy somewhere is busy telling one foolish girl that he will give her the world. . Mr, man where do you expect the rest of us to stay?
5.You are slim, no ass, no boobs, you keep visiting the gym and you are always drinking lipton...My sister are you contesting for "MISS SELFIE STICK"??
6. Nigeria is the only country whose president is older than the country. How can the country be going through puberty and the president is going through menopause?
7. I can't be in a relationship That is boring it's either you worry me
or I worry you
8. I thought i had seen it all, until i saw one slay queen eating eba with hand gloves.. Chai! Nobody should hold me oo just shift lemme faint!
# Lemme++
9. ''i wish i had met u before i married my wife''...
National anthem of married men...
wait lemme go n hide.
10. if u post ur girlfriend picture with the caption ''my happiness''
i will add her bcos i want to be happy too
11. If the government would ban women from using makeup a lot of kids will not recognise their mothers... Am i speaking??
12. The first igbo girl to open a twitter account saw the bird and kept it a secret, and daily logged in to see if it was growing.....
13. My dear sister if go down on my knees and propose to u and u say NO! Upper-cut follows immediately. No time for nonsense!
14. you complain the govt dnt fulfill their promises u dat bought coke since last week have u returned the bottle?
15. Why is it that when u sit in the kitchen and wait on ur rice, the water never seem to dry . But just remove eye small press phone! BOOM!!!
BURNT OFFERING!
16. If you are offered ''5million to kill a mosquito on ur dad's head with slippers will u go for it?
Akpors: my dad will even advice me to use plank
omo ale po ni NIGERIA yii oo!
17. Someone visited his ex and she served him rice and stew...
While he was eating, their dog was moving up and down looking at his face and he told her that it seems their dog likes visitors and the lady replied; No! Its because u are using his plate*++++
CHESUS!!!!
18. # IRONY :@ when a man makes more money he feels he needs more women
when a woman makes more money, she feels she doesn't need a man. :>
who is with me?
19. Some ladies are very funny. 10k lipstick for a lip that cannot even pronounce ecclestiastes.
Nonsense!
20. Some girls can't do without dating old men even if they enter heaven they will still hang around father Abraham & co..
