"Damn those two..." - Crystal

47 4 9
                                    

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Crystal: Damn those two

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.


Crystal: Damn those two....

When Edge and Dmitri kiss and
Crystal being their host, she gets dizzy-

A peck on the cheeks? Light-headedness!

A kiss? Dizzyness!

A full on make out? Oh-fuck-the-world-is-spinning-and-I-cant-fucking-walk-straight-ness??

Hotel? Trivago!

(They dont kiss all the time- just want to put that there)

Hahaha this is why I keep my jokes to myself im not phckin funny HHHHHHH

Bonus:

If ya'll wanna stay alive just make sure not to let Edge catch you when you try to flirt with Dmitri-

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

If ya'll wanna stay alive just make sure not to let Edge catch you when you try to flirt with Dmitri-

Also Crystal crying YAY

Book Of ART and CRAZINESSWhere stories live. Discover now