Crystal: Damn those two....When Edge and Dmitri kiss and
Crystal being their host, she gets dizzy-A peck on the cheeks? Light-headedness!
A kiss? Dizzyness!
A full on make out? Oh-fuck-the-world-is-spinning-and-I-cant-fucking-walk-straight-ness??
Hotel? Trivago!
(They dont kiss all the time- just want to put that there)
Hahaha this is why I keep my jokes to myself im not phckin funny HHHHHHH
Bonus:
If ya'll wanna stay alive just make sure not to let Edge catch you when you try to flirt with Dmitri-
Also Crystal crying YAY