Hey y'all. Anyone else often have like a looong angry rant, well not always angry but still. Well, guess what!? Today's your lucky day. You, yes you, get to hear all about me, my life, and my irritatingly funny problems. Without further ado, I present to you, lucky reader, RANTS.
Hello Hello! This is my first legit rant, in writing. Today's rant topic is... TYPING!!!! Yippee. Now you may be thinking, who the heck cares about whatever you have to say, or your problems. Well, me. So shut up. Anyway, What was I saying, before I was so rudely interrupted by these little things called THOUGHTS. Oh yeah, typing. So, I find it annoying how when you're writing a story or whatever you happen to be writing at that point in time, you mess up constantly. I mean, for me I have to delete whatever came after it, which incase SOME people haven't noticed is EXTREMELY ANNOYING. So yeah. I type really slowly already so for me to have to go all the way back and then re-type everything is just excruciating. (Sorry for my very large vocabulary and knowledge of words, I read alot, Okay?) I guess that's it for today's topic. I honestly care only a little bit of what people think of me so go ahead, I know you want to, judge me. Whatever. No hate please, because guess what?! If you don't like this, don't read it. I mean, you're reading it, so stop if you don't like it. Don't be an idiot and make a big deal about it. I'll figure it out eventually. But friendly suggestions are always welcome. As are compliments. I suppose constructive criticism is too. So there's my first rant.
Hey people. This is now my second rant and today's 10:56 P.M topic is Soccer. You're probably thinking GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU STUPID ALLICORN SOCCER GIRL! But please don't say that you haven't heard what I have to say yet, plus I'm not stupid so you know... Anyway, let's move on. Soccer. So, the reason why I picked this topic is because I like soccer, plus I had soccer practice today. And some things came up as I was playing. I think A LOT when I play soccer, so I had some interesting ideas for this rant. Let's get to the point. I play forwards, and since I play on the Junior Varsity team at my school, it's basically a team made up of decent or above decent middle school girls, soccer skill wise. I am like the youngest on my team, quite literally. I'm in sixth grade, and there are freaking ninth grade girls out there. Anyway, it occured to me while I was running to get the ball to stop it from going out of bounds that my coach and everyone on my team overestimates my skill, alot. I mean, I went from playing one game a month on average and no one passing to me, to me playing in atleast 3 games a month and people passing to me. Now, I'm not very fast and this one girl was like, "Come on Allicorn! You can get the ball!" And I'm like, "No I can't! I do not run very fast," and the ball went out. So yeah. Another thing I was thinking about while playing soccer is that lots of girls on my team pass to their friends, and I play left forwards. You may be thinking, how is your stupid position relevant to this? Well, the other two girls that play forwards during my time to play are like best friends, so they completely ignore me and pass to each other, not even agknoldgelling me, which is quite annoying since I like playing soccer. All done for today. Nice going callicorn, that was abrupt. Oops there's me thinking again. "I try not to think. It interferes with me being nuts."
