Kermit the frog x reader one shot

My Kermittment

18+ rated R.
You were having a family vacation to California. So far, you thought it was boring. You only went with hopes of meeting your favorite celebrity.
You were already done all the sightseeing. You saw the Hollywood sign, you have been to all the shops, and you just wanted to go home they're only a few days left and you had lost your all hope for meeting your idol.
Since you were hungry and your parents were out shopping, you decided to grab some food at a food restaurant up the road you grab your wallet and walk to a subway (eat fresh).
When you were stand in the line you looked at the menu to see what you were in the mood for it was almost your turn to order when suddenly you heard it familiar voice behind you.
"I wonder what to order?"
You knew that voice from somewhere.
You couldn't pinpoint it yet but you suddenly felt aroused. He speaks again.
"I think I might go for a meatball sub."
"Oh my god it's my idol" you think to yourself.
You turn around and peek.
There stands Kermit the frog. You observe his beautiful, simple green skin. You look at him from head to toes checking out his body. He locks eyes with you for a moment and you look away. "Hey-ho! My apologies, young one. I was just thinking allowed for what I want to order"
"Oh-uhh" you begin to stutter. You've been a huge Muppets fan your whole life and he had always been you favorite. You were stuck in awe.
"What do you think I should order" he asks
" well, I know what I want to order" you say, giving him a seductive look
" what did you have in mind?"
" I want some of your big green Muppet cock"
" oh, well I think I can arrange that" he gives me a wink and grabs my hand he leads you into the bathroom. He should do you into a stall then comes in and locks it.
" give it to me Kermit!"You squeal excitedly. He whipped out his big wiener and shows it off to you.
"Oh my Kermit! You're huge!" You grab his length and began to stroke. He moans.
" you like that, you sexy frog?"
"UhH - YAAAAY UHhH" he says between moans. You were so happy you've been thinking of this moment your whole life.
You take his meat and put it deep in your mouth. You suck lightly and his handsome face fills with pleaseure.
"K-Kermit! I love you!" You scream
You bob your head up and down making him feel pleased in the bathroom stall. He starts to squirm.
"Im going to cuuuum!"
He finishes.
"Golly, that was excellent!" He slides you a slice of paper with his phone number on it.
" you should call me and do this again sometime" he says
"What about miss piggy?" You asked
"She can join us too."
He leaves the stall. You wash yourself up and slip the number into your wallet. You can't believe what just happened.