Brothers and burgers

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HELLO! IT IS I MUDAFUCKERS (author chan uwu) Just want to say that Frisk, in this story, her flowers and sickness develop by time. (I dont want her to be the "damsel in distress and stuff") Thank u for understanding!
-Chara

Frisk squinted her eyes. Flowey rolled his, "Oh Lord Jesus no." Sans held his arm out in front of Frisk, "Stand behind me. That's my brother." Frisk looked around, "How about I stand next to that conveniently-shaped lamp?" Sans looked at her weirdly, "Whatever kid but if he sees you he's gonna kill you." Frisk walked to the hidden side of the lamp and stood upright. "Frisk, this is the worst hiding place ever," Flowey mumbled. "shhh..." Said Frisk as quiet as she could. Sans' brother walked up to him. He was extremely tall, Frisk estimated he was about 7 feet! "SANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LAZY PIECE OF GARBAGE?" The skeleton boomed. Frisk tried not to shake at the sound of his voice. "S-sorry Papyrus- I MEAN BOSS!" Frisk pondered this statement, Boss? She thought.
"YOU BETTER BE SORRY YOU LAZY ASS. I'M GOING BACK ON PATROL. DON'T SLACK OFF AGAIN." Frisk was practically fuming. What a rude person! She thought, but I have to keep my temper under control. Paprus finally left. Frisk peeked out, "Is he gone?"
"Yeah." Sans answered emotionlessly. Frisk walked out, "Is he your brother?"
"Yeah." Sans answered again, this time a hint of sadness in his voice. Frisk picked up on this, "...He has a troubled soul, just like you,"  They both stood in silence for a moment. "Well," Frisk said breaking the silence, "I better get going!" Sans looked at her funny, "Where you goin' ?" Frisk stopped and made a face. "Um... ;-; I dont know." Sans chuckled, "Hey, wanna go to Grillbys' ?" Frisk didnt know what this was, but it sounded like a place to eat, "Sure!" She said with a grin. Sans chuckled again, "I know a shortcut." Flowey looked at him weirdly, "What?" Sans grabbed Frisk and teleported them both to Grillby's. "Here we are!" He said with a wide grin. Frisk looked around, "How-" Suddenly she grabbed her left eye. "Ow!" She rubbed it, "That was weird."
"You ok?" Sans asked with concern. "Y-yeah." Frisk pulled her hand away. "Do I still have something in my eye?" Sans looked at it with a worried expression. Frisk was suddenly scared, "Oh gosh... I can't see out of it..." Frisk smiled worriedly, "U-um, is someone covering it or...?" Frisk hoped that was all that was happening. She really didn't want to be half blind the rest of her journey. "Its covered in flowers," Sans said. Frisk stiffened up, "F-flowers?"
"Yeah..." Flowey looked up at Frisk, "Oh dear..."
"What does this mean?" Sans questioned to particularly no one. Flowey climbed on Sans' arm and whispered in his "ear", "I think she fell on the toxic flowers..." Frisk looked around, "U-um sans? I-I think we should run." Sans looked at her, "Why should we run?" Frisk gulped, "Everyone is... staring at me..." Sans'  eye sparked red, "They won't touch you as long as you're close to me." Frisk blushed at this statement, "/////// U-uh, ok." She sat down on a bar stool, "Hi! Are you Grillby?" She smiled at the bartender, "May I please have two orders of burgers with ketchup and mustard?" The bartender nodded, "Yup."
"Thank you sir!" Frisk smiled brighter. Grillby handed Frisk two burgers and Sans a bottle of mustard. "Hey, Sans, can I tell you a secret?"
"Sure."
"I've never had a burger in my life." Sans looked at her in bewilderment and chuckled, "Well you're in for a treat then." Frisk nodded and monched on her burger, "Oh my gosh... This is..." She finished chewing, "AWESOME!" Sans smiled. Frisk immediately ate the rest of her burger in less than 10 seconds. She covered her mouth, "U-uh, sorry..."
"You can eat however ya want."
"Heh," Frisk looked at Sans, "So, you drink straight mustard?"
"Yep," Sans nodded.
"Huh. Guess we'll have to ketchup about that later." Sans laughed, "That's a good one. I guess you can take that as a condiment."
"I relish that fact."
"You're pretty punny," Sans chuckled. "OH MY GOD WILL YOU TWO STOP IT?!" Flowey said with murder in his breath. Frisk stopped laughing, "Oh, sorry Flowey..." She smiled, "I didn't mena to nip it in the bud so quick." Frisk did finger guns at Sans, "Eyyyy!" Sans finger-gunned back, "Eyyyyy!" Flowey was red-faced, "SRSKRSKRSKRSK!" Frisk walked up to Flowey with a cup of water, "Ok, ok, I'm sorry."  She poured water into Flowey's boot. Flowey stopped looking Super-Saiyan, "Ahhh... Thanks..." Sans looked at Flowey, "No need to wilt over it." Flowey looked at him, "...shut up smiley trashbag." Sans got up,

"Shut up you ugly weed," Flowey ignored him.

"I'll roll you into a blunt and smoke you."

Frisk stepped in between them, "Ok, ok, guys... Lets stop now..." Sans was still angry, "The weed started it." Someone suddenly put their hand on Frisk's shoulder, "What do we have here? A HUMAN?"

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