Fiona was sitting on the old and stanky sofa, Shrek walks into the room.
''Can i go to meh pubb?'' said Shrek
''Sure'' says Fiona, without knowing what happened
Shrek ran out of the door
Donkeh came and said ''Onions have layers''
Shrek ran off fasster than light
he went to the pub
had a shot and nvr came back