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If he's bold enough to hit you, he'll be bold enough to kill you.


They ain't nothing but a damn headache.


If all he can bring to your house is a bag of clothes, then he doesn't want much outta life and apparently neither do you.


If he does it once, he'll do it again.  If he does it again...Well damn it,  you deserve it for letting him get away with it the first time.


Men don't know anything.  We just let them think they do.


After he washes the dishes, go back and wash em' again.  You know damn well he ain't wash em' good enough.


How do you pee on the toilet when you got a missile to pee in the toilet?


The only way it gets done right is if I do it.


Stop putting your goodies on display! Don't show what you got, let him wonder what's underneath.


A good woman can make a bad man good and a good man better.


Don't be the one he forgets, be the one he regrets.


If he can't love your children, he can't love you.


God didn't make one man and stop...I wish he would.


If he puts his hands on you again, wait till he goes to sleep, stand in front of him with a raised knife, and kick the bed to wake him.  I betcha' he won't do it again!


I knew he wasn't gonna be any good.  He had beady beads all over his head.


You can't change a man.  He's gotta love you enough to do it on his own.


Never be afraid to let a man go.  If he cuttin' up, let him loose.  If he cares about you, he will come back to you with a little more common sense.


A man is only as faithful as his options.


If his friends are dummies, he's one too.  He just doesn't let you see it.  Birds of a feather always flock together.


If he doing the same mess now that he did 10 years ago, he ain't gonna change for you or nobody else.  Leave!


The same way you got him is the same way you will lose him.


If he doesn't take care of his kids by someone else, he ain't gonna take care of the one he has by you.


Marrying him ain't gonna change him.


His father wasn't much of nothing.  You should have known he wasn't going to be any better.


A grown man shouldn't have skid marks in his drawls.  If his ass is dirty, so is everything else.


If he ain't ready to meet your family after all these years, he got something to hide.


See what type of woman his mamma is...That will show you what type of woman he likes.



















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