Cat Boye POV: I can't stop thinking about him 😭😭😭. He's been on my mind this entire time. He's even in my dreams! I always imagine the both of us with 18 naked cowboys at ram ranch. It is very yummy. The dreams conclude with me about to confess my feelings and making the first move, but I always can never speak. The whole entire dream starts to shatter, and I wake up screaming in my Lightning McQueen pajama slippers. "Kachow!" the automated slippers exclaimed. This was the final straw. I NEED to have him. I NEED to own him.
I woke up the next day and went through my daily routine. Today I needed a new scent because I think the other one was too attractive that it scared him away. I shall be using rat poop fragrance. It is very strong and can be smelt a mile away. Now, you may be thinking that it will be hard to find a sheep in an entire fully populated city, but my answer to that is you have the big gay 😡😡😡. Luckily for me, I have a hair follicle from him. Now I can track his dna and find his location! You know what? I have something for you to do while I'm out searching. Spell IHOP outloud and say "ness" right after. I assure you that you will gain 2 billion IQ points if you say it infront of your mommy and daddy.
Anyways, I started the search at 10 o'clock in the morning. I got my detective gear out and started up my kidnapping van. I zoomed all the way through the roads, running red lights without getting caught. I disguised my kidnapping van as a free grass vehicle which also says "not a kidnapping van" I'm sure he won't figure it out!
3 hours have passed, and I was losing hope. I was so close to falling asleep until I heard the same exact noise I heard yesterday. HIS BREATHING. I memorized his breathing pattern and can hear it even if he was standing in the middle of a forest in Indonesia. He was right outside my van, and it was time to make my move.
Sheep Boye: I found no luck in trying to find a new box, so I just walked through the city streets. I'm exhausted and starving. Wait... Is that a "free grass vehicle"? Just what I needed! Wait, why is someone coming out of the van and walking towards me with rope and a bag? oh shi-Aa-aAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Cat Boye's Yummy Crush
RomanceWhen Cat Boye is feeling lonely , wanting to find a lover, he meets a dreamy someone who he can't keep his four eyes on. Cat Boye immediately gets a humongous crush and must own this man. Feelings, however, are hard to keep control of, and sometimes...
