hueningkai: "Soobin-ah, can you pass me the chicken?"
soobin: "Please."
heuningkai: (rolls eyes) "Please."
soobin: "Please. Like you mean it."
hueningkai: "Can you just--"
yeonjun: "Ya ya ya! Stop bickering and just eat."
beomgyu: "Dance rehearsals felt like forever today. My legs are still on fire."
soobin: "Mine, too. Try to ice them later and elevate them. I'll help you."
beomgyu: "Thank you."
taehyun: "Who's going to ice my legs?"
yeonjun: "I'll help you."
hueningkai: "What about me?"
soobin, yeonjun, beomgyu, taehyun: "You can ice your own legs."
heuningkai: "...you all suck."
boys: (laugh)
hueningkai: "So Soobin-ah."
soobin: "Hm?"
hueningkai: "Is y/n your girlfriend yet?"
taehyun: (snorts) "No."
beomgyu: "He dreams about her in his sleep, probably."
hueningkai: "y/n, let's go on a date!"
taehyun: "Then let's get in my car!"
beomgyu: "Then let's go to a--"
soobin: "Don't even."
beomgyu: "I was going to say amusement park, but okay."
yeonjun: "Wait. You haven't answered the question."
soobin: "What question?"
yeonjun: "Is y/n your girlfriend?"
soobin: "...no."
yeonjun: "What was that?"
soobin: "What?"
yeonjun: "That pause."
soobin: "I didn't pause."
hueningkai: "That's it. Beomgyu, bring it out."
soobin: "Bring what out?"
beomgyu: "Let me go get it!"
soobin: "Get what?"
yeonjun: "Hold him down."
soobin: "Oh my god, not that thing. Come on."
beomgyu: "This is a perfectly reliable source."
soobin: "It's that hand shocking thing that Jungkook-sunbaenim always talks about. It's a joke!"
yeonjun: "We'll see about that." (clears throat) "Soobin, is y/n your girlfriend."
soobin: "...no."
(whirring)
soobin: "OW!"