Alright, lets start with the most cliche thing possible, dear dairy. But this is sort of like my release, so I am in year 6, and this has got to be my most hectic year so far, crushes, scandels, betrayals and couples. So I was on a vacation with my family at the very start of my year, so I came to my new class 3 weeks late, and everyone had settled in by the time I got there. Now I like to watch those really cliche movies like mean girls and princess diaries, so I started naming the students and couples straight away, Titus the jock, Ayan the teachers pet, Dave the mentally disturbed, Molly the drama queen, Jayme the smartass, eh tha, eh moo and daniel K the worshippers, Daniel Bar the bragger, James the friendly jock, violet the quite one, josh and arshad the best friends forever, Angel and Jordan the sporty girls, Darcy the fastest in the school, Clarence and mason the classclowns, Haley the crazy pickpocket and Lilly the crazy dodo. First I sat with Angeline and josh and arshad. They were ok, but boring. Then I got moved in to the jock table, on the dge of the table, right next to, you guessed it, Titus and opposite to James. One look at Titus and I knew falling for him was the worst thing, next to being shipped with Daniel Bar. My name, say for arguements sake , was Reyna. So normally, a friend like Molly would be way too much, and would turn my year upside down but, it turns out I had a death wish, because, the next day, me and Molly were gossiping like crazies. Well, at least my crush had been a popular, but safe choice, he was also school leader, I had tried but he had gotten the position, I was impressed. The only problem was that I talk way too much about my crush, not directly ofcourse, but all the time. And my annoying excuse of a cousin seems to know me so well that she guessed my crush whilst I was still in denial. I am a nerd, so typically I suck at sports, I usually hate all sports, including crosscountry, sharks and fish, wall of steel and relays. But I really like team sports, netball, hockey, dodgeball and docter who, but definately not soccer or basketball, and now I fucking hate cricket. But is it called being a player if you like 2 people at the same time? Well midway through the term I did the inevitable, fell for Titus. But in my defence, first I found out that my old crush, James, was a thing with Molly is possibly the most attractive girl in yr6, if it ever came to a competition between me or Molly, I figured that I would lose, I was tall, alittle bitbmore than her, but she was in perfect shape, blue eyes, blonde and fair skinned. Basically Regina George. I was dark tanned, a little chubby, the humen calculator, good writer and my favourite passtime was reading! Now, 17 mins after my discovery of the couple, the g6 teachers called all the classes outside. Apperantly, Isha, a skinny deep tanned Indian had told her teacher about her 'relationship problems with Levi'. My friendliest friend, Nandhini, was friends with her, but apperantly she stopped Nandhini from going to Gleeclub, a singing club that happens every Thursday, at lunch for 25mins. Nandhini was a great sing, being able ti hit the highest notes out of all 7 of us, Neemi the realistic fantasy lover, Sabine the optemistic hypocrite, Angeline, Ayan, Maeve the lesser crazy dodo, Nandhini the friendly optemist, and ofcourse me, the one who knows absolutely nada about music and memes. So obviously, Nandhini bought Isha's excuse about having no one to play with on thursday lunches, and quit gleeclub. When I came back and found out, Isha kept telling Nandhini to come play with her and when Nandhini finally said no, sh looked just fine playing with other people, THE WHOLE WEEK, while she ignored Nandhini. As soon as I got there I knew that being the softhearted person thet Nandhini is, it was my job to stand up for her. I knew telling her to ditch Isha straight away would be a point in her favor because I would look like the jealous exbestfriend, so I told her to keep her distance, for a whilt, atleast a week. Then Isha confronted me and asked if she had done anything wrong and why I hated her, I told her that she had said nothing to me, and frankly, outright ignored me when she came to get Nandhini, EVERYTIME! Then she said that she thoght all my waves to her were pity waves, whatever the heck that's supposed to mean. Anyway, for the sake of Nandhini I was nice to her while she told Nandhini that maybe they shouldn't be friends anymore, as if they were breaking up after 2 yrs! The irony! Anyways, then she kept switching her crushes, from Gabe, to Carter, to Titus then Levi. When she was crushing on Levi, he asked her to be his girlfriend and apparently asked her out on a date. NOW THE THING TO REMEMBER IS THAT WE ARE STILL GRADE FUCKING 6!!! Then, apparently he was too fast for her so they broke up the next recess! They were fucking together for 22 fucking hours!!! And even though she's the one that broke up, she was the one that was crying in class, I've said it once, I'll say it again, THE IRONY!!! Anyways, because of that, the teachers all took us to a big room and told us there would be no more gf-bf business. If there was even a rumor that they would find out who it was and punish them, now imagine the amount of awkwardness when your parents told you about puberty, and that your body was ready to reproduce, now multiply that by 60, that is how awkward it was in that room.
After that Molly and James broke up and James was confused when Molly kept saying that she cheated on her, then confusing him by saying it was with Daisy, the name she had given her, you never managed to guess it, vagina. Yeah that just happened. Now I was rainbows and cupcakes, before I stopped having a crush on James and moved onto, you did guess it this time, Titus. Yep. Then Molly, whilst we were playing truth or dare, confessed about her 1 1/2 yr long crush on Titus. My world crumbled on top of me, cause I had begrudgingly moved on because it was against the 'Girl Code', as if any bitch worth her penny followed that thing, to date a fellow friend's ex. Now this was the reason I had kept reminding Molly and everyone else that I was keeping Molly around for the drama, but now, if I hurt Molly that way, a) I could never live with myself, and b) Sierra would ditch me as well as Haley and Jordan, not because they would pick Molly ( they'd pick me any day), but because I knew about it and about the break up, and it would cast me as the traitor of the group. Better to keep my mouth shut. Then the very same day, in the very same round Haley P, tells us about her crush on Titus, I don't know about my crush, but I was just about crushed, Molly was obviously the most attractive girl in G6 and Haley was out going and sporty, both suitable for a cool jock/ bad boy like Titus. I on the other hand was average looking, taller that most guys, top of the class nerd and a pure roaster dipped in burner's sauce. I am also a bookworm, so my insults take the nutjobs a few minutes ( and quite a lot of google searches, mind you) to figure out. So I lived in Suffering Silence until the slip up at camp that almost had my secret out of my pocket.
