Shrek. The Principal's nephew. What were we to make of that? What choice did we have? Barbie and you shared a glance, your massive horse head seeming to move without a sense of gravity. It could be better described as if your head was Jello. It simply flopped in Barbie's direction with your gleaming uncoordinated but oddly charming eyes.
Timeskip
The rest of the day seemed to fly, before you both knew it, came the day of meeting him. Shrek. Mr. Beardiebutter's nephew. Bootylishiumus had just been pushing me around, making fun of your.. Different appearance. Before Barbie had chased her off anyway. she'd insulted Bootylishiumus's break dancing skills. The ultimate disrespect in our school. We should only hope Mr. Beardiebutters doesn't hear. You heard the last kid who did that faced serious punishment. It was so bad, none of us dared speak of it for weeks. He made him watch a video.. The video was of a Whale. Who'd thrown its massive body in front of a grand, tall ship. Reminding him of the inevitable end of our economy and the world itself. But onto more important matters.
Just as Barbie had chased off Bootylishiumus, we heard a massive bellow, "GET OUT OF MY WAY!"
Your head snapped to look in the direction of the thunderous roar. There stood a man. He wore a thin pair of shades over his massive eyes, you couldn't help but to just stare. He wasn't just a man. He was an Ogre. A beautiful, tall Ogre. He wore a pair of.. Booty shorts. It showed off his majestic booty and his beautifully toned green legs that could match Bootylishiumus! He walked with such confidence, his hips swaying from side to side as if he were some supermodel, the light reflected off his beautiful bald head that seemed like it couldn't be anymore perfectly shaped. His skin seemed to glow with a radiance. You felt incredibly drawn. Barbie seemed to notice how entranced you were, my horse eyes coordinated for the first time since you had friends and someone to pay you the attention through the booty you lacked.
You stepped forward, staring longingly into that entrancing bald head. He seemed to notice you. You didn't know how to react. Barbie instead waved the gorgeous Ogre over. He was now walking over to you two. What now?
Save us. Hope you liked.
