He sat alone in the shadows of a grocery store, it was late at night. A young boy approached him.
"Hi, what's your name?!" Asked the young boy excitedly.
"I'm..." Said the man. The young boy and the man made eye contact.
"I'm David Hasselhoff" said the man.
"Y-you're David Hasselhoff?!" Asked the young boy with wide glistening eyes.
"Why of course I am..." Said the man, stepping towards the boy and into the light of the lamp post.
The boys jaw dropped as he ran into David Hasselhoffs arms.
"You're my hero!" the boy managed to mutter through his tears.
David Hasselhoff stood there stiff as a rock and didn't even break a smile.
"What's the matter Mr.Hasselhoff?" Asked the boy wiping his tears.
"It's-it's just that I thought I never had any fans, seeing how my memorable movie was 'The Spongebob Movie'." He coughed and took a puff of a cigarette. "And all the fans of that movie have grown up and are no longer fans!" David said sadly.
"Oh Mr.Hasselhoff! I'd never get too old for your greatness!" the boy said cheerfully.
David grinned and asked the boy, "So, what's your name son?" tussling the boys hair through his fingers.
"I'm not exactly supposed to talk to strangers," the boy started shyly "but you don't really count as a stranger, right?" the boy giggled as David nodded. "So, uhhhmmm my name's Josh!" The boy said proudly.
"So, Josh," David winked "how about we get out of this rain?"
Josh flicked his eyes to David's hand chucking a soaking cigarette to the ground.
"I'm going home, probably to have some coffee and a smoke, if you trust me you can come along and we can call your mom to come get you." Said David
"Sure, I trust you David!!!" Josh said, opening Davids car door
They sat in the car as David started to drive.
"So, David" Josh said, fixing his hair "why were you standing alone, outside, in the rain?" Josh asked
"Well Josh, on dark, rainy, lonely nights such as this I sit outside of the grocery store." Weeped David "it's just so lonely around the house, I just wish I had a friend!" A tear rolled down his cheek that Josh wiped off for him.
"Well Mr. Hasselhoff, I can be your friend, at least for today!" Josh said excitedly.
"Well that sounds good to me Josh, as long as your here do you want to go for a ride?" David asked, the tears drying off his face.
"Of course I want to ride the legendary Hasselhoff, riding you is like so totally legendary!" Josh said excitedly pushing up his glasses.
The two boys slowly began pulling their soaking wet shirts off their hot, wet, sticky bodies.
