Friend: hey Ab! Wanna go to the carnival?!
Me: if your gonna call me by my real name call my Abigail and no, what are you, kids?
Friend: ....we are kids, teens are kids
Me: BROSIF, u wanna go to a carnival?
Friend: uh, yah, duhhh
Me: bro, ur in China while I'm in America PLUSSSS-
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Friend: uhm....jUsT pReTeNd!
Me: OK, then I'ma go pretend and listen to Sans x listener....Bai
Friend: NO NO NO W8-
