Princess Pinkie Pie

Declaration of 'Pony'-pendance

Pinkie pie had a fun night at the coronation party, but she no longer felt like herself.

It was the next day.

Pinkie awoke with a shutter she loved new days but today would be different for her in every way.

"Hey er- Princess Pinkie!" she heard a voice say happily, she turned around with a jolt to see who it was.

"Oh hey Rainbow dash...''

Pinkie said with relief.

"So you ready to start your flying lessons?'' Dash asked whilst flying to the side of Pinkie's bed where she lay.

"Flying?! She has to read us the preamble to her new kingdom!! Ponyville!!" Another voice, Twilight argued bursting thoroughly the door.

"I thought you were in charge of Ponyville!" Rainbow dash whinnied.

"Well I was, at first, but Princess Celestia said she's going to make Pinkie ruler because she's been here all her life!! I'm going to be in charge of half of Ponyville, she'll be in charge of the other half!"

"Why didn't you just SAY that?!" Rainbow dash complained.

"I THOUGHT I just did!!" Twilight screeched.

"Stop it everypony!!" Pinkie yelled, standing atop the bed.

At that note Rarity gently fluttered in. Not taking to any notice that Pinkie stood on the untidy bed furiously and that Twilight and Rainbow dash were glaring at each other.

"Princess Pinkie Pie..." Rarity interrupted,''Shall I make you a dress, if so what material? Gilda feathers? Or cherry red? Ruby red?"

Pinkie sighed and listened while they all sat and nodded through Rarity's fabric lists.

Lucky for Pinkie and the other two who were simply annoyed, another visiter or so came in.

"Hay there Sugarcube!!" The western pony moseyed in. Followed by a shy yellow pony known as Fluttershy.

"Are ya gonna be needin' apples? Ah have ah REAL nice pickin' just for ya!" Applejack hoot.

"Perhaps... if you don't mind... I could make you tea...?" Fluttershy gently bargained. The five started to yell and argue at one another rudely, while Pinkie started to cry.

"You guys wanna..know.. what...I THINK?!" Pinkie snarled.

The group looked at her with excitement and tension.

"I THINK my friends like PRINCESS Pinkie pie better than Pinkie pie herself!!" Pinkie shouted wearily.

Pinkie's hair went flat after her remark. She picked up her freshly made crown, with a a blue balloon shaped gem of harmony embedded, plopped it onto her straight-haired head, and went on her angry way, her friends too shocked to stop her and give words of comfort.

Pinkie pie stood on the stage in center Ponyville while ponies gathered to watch her announce her newly founded preamble.

Her hair still flat, just as she suspected, her friends liked her better as a princess than a normal earth pony.

They finally showed up, together, all giggling playfully.

The crowd had finally finished piling in and all eyes were now on her.

Pinkie wasn't nervous, just angry.

"Hello everypony... no need to introduce myself... All of you know me..." Pinkie clenched, some-ponies whispering and chattering in question of why Pinkie looked mad.

"I'll just get strait to the preamble..."

Pinkie mumbled.

She cleared her throat.

"We the Ponies, of Ponyville, in order to form a more PERFECT union establish JUSTICE insure DOMESTIC tranquility, PROVIDE for the COMMON defense PROMOTE the general WELFARE and SECURE the blessings of LIBERTY to ourselves and our PROSPERITY do ordain and ESTABLISH this Constitution for Ponyville of Equestria..." Pinkie said, trying to 'EMPHASIZE' words that were pointed towards her friends.

The crowd was silent in utter disbelief.

"Fin!" Pinkie said evilly, stomping away, feeling like she'd made her point well.

*Did you see that? I used the U.S. Constitution preamble, for the most part!!!! Tell me what you think, no hate, and ~enjoy~*