Jeff the Killer Male Reader X RWBY

Chapter 13 Mission

You speaking to the reader's (Deadpool style)
"We are currently sitting on a bullhead with my team and my sexy bitches team RWBY. Slender Man on the other hand is teleporting and following us that fucking tall white skinny ass wizard and to explain it in short why were all here is.

Turns out the white fang has a new leader and that is my brother Liu that I got from Blake and Sun Ruby and me found our old friend Penny who we later found out isn't a normal girl but a robot. Well later that day Liu attacked Sun and Blake with a paladin and we later faced off against him, we almost beaten him when his girlfriend aka my old stalker Nina thwarted our plans. Blake got all upset so we made plan fora day of rest and relaxation at the dance. Ruby fought a mysterious woman who could control glass and Blake and Sun found Liu but before all that she ran away because Ruby found her Ninjas of love book and read all the dirty shit in it taking away her innocence their for ran to avoid Yangs wrath. We looked for her until an explosion caught our attention we bolted ad faced off against Liu and the White Fang in an epic battle that caused me and him to lose a lot of blood Me and team RWBY had fought my Brother except he has two split personalities himself and a demon named Sully. Liu is trying to fight Sully back but the demon is relentless it stated and I quote" "I will stop at nothing until I have your head stabbed to my knife with your guts cut out and your girls my bitches".

Back to normal pov

And-" "Y/N who the fuck are you talking to"? Asks Jane you then look to the reader "I'm talking to them *waves*" everyone seems worried "N/N are you ok"? Asks Ruby as she seems worried "Oh I'm swell my Cookie Monster" Ruby looks unsure and says "Ok" you then look back and whisper "No we're not" just then a voice in your head says "DAMNIT Y/N I JUST FINISHED PAINTING THAT FUCKING WALL NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO REBUILD *snaps finger* now stop being a dick and do your part ready action". You then shake your head and look to your harem and Doctor Oobleck who was sipping his tea while looking out the window "Alright students we've arrived" you sigh "Fine-fucking-ally" you all get up and exit the Bullhead when Slendy teleports beside you "Glad that's done with" he says while swiping a piece of blood off his suit "What the fuck happened to you" asks Zalgo Slender then sighs "I got caught in the middle of a Grimm pack and had to tear them to shreds luckily I used my eight arms and telepathy to thin out the heard" you chuckle "Did you use your magic powers" Slender sighs in annoyance as he growls "One more wizard joke and I'm gonna feed you a fucking magic unicorn you'll be shitting rainbows for weeks" your laugh dies down to a chuckle "Well that doesn't sound so bad" Jane burst out laughing "I can't believe you fucking said that" cried Jane Oobleck then sped to your team "If I hear one more curse come out of your mouths I'll feed you to the Grimm myself" you chuckle and say "Now Your speaking my language speedykonzalus" Oobleck sighs before standing in front of both teams "From this point on students you must do exactly as I say and- Ruby didn't I tell you to leave your bags at the school" you all look at her as she shuffles her feet nervously "Well you didn't say that we had to do exactly as you say until now Soo I didn't" Oobleck then paused "Well she's not wrong-Very well Ruby leave it here well pick it up on the way back" Ruby then starts to object when Oobleck counters "Young lady what is in that bag that is so important that-" suddenly a head of a certain dog caught everyone's attention Oobleck took on a dark look "Young lady you travel all the way out here in Grimm territory and you brought a dog" Ruby then looks as if she's gonna pee her pants "Well I-" she didn't finish as Oobleck sped faster than her semblance and grabbed the short legged dog "Genius canines have a good sense smell making it good for tracking and hunting making them the best companion for this assignment" (Tell me was I close or was I way off with the wording). You then said "Shouldn't we focus on the mission" Oobleck then snapped back as dropped the dog "Ah yes" he sped forward as Ruby stood proudly "I'm a genius" you all face palmed.

Time skip

You all were asleep in a building you and Yang and Zalgo were the first ones to take watch. Just then Zwei got up and ran out the building waking you and Ruby, Ruby was gonna go after him when you grabbed her hand "Go back to bed Rubes he's probably gone to take a piss" Ruby then whispered back "I can't leave him maybe he'll get eaten by a grim or maybe he's on a lead to are enemy" you sigh before getting up, "Very well let's go get our mutt" Ruby smiles as you both head out only to find out he's actually taking a piss "Zwei were in a ghost town you could've done that anywhere" says Ruby you give him a thumbs up and he barks until you heard a voice say "Hear that"? You quickly pull Ruby back and Hold Zwei as you peek around a corner to see two white fang members "I could've sworn I heard a Beowulf" says one of them the other counters "Na your just hearing things cmon this place give the creeps". Ruby and you say together "let's follow them" you tailed them to their hideout when you tried contacting your team there was no signal "Ok let's head back and get them" you both begs to walk back until the ground cracks "Ah oh" you say as the ground collapses you grab Ruby's hand and she grabbed Zwei as she tosses Zwei over, you then launch Ruby over she gets up to help you but you shout "Stay back the ground is gonna collapse" Ruby shouts "But your gonna fall" you then shout "C'mon it seems stable enough to hold my-" you did t get to finish when to ledge you held on to collapse "WEIIIIIIIIGHT" Ruby screamed "Y/N"!!! She looks around and sees your knife. She then picks It up before going to get the rest of your and her team's. Zalgo and Yang stretched as she and Zalgo were gonna switch "Hey Weiss its your-" she sees yours and Ruby's sleeping bags empty "Ruby Y/N hey has anyone seen Ruby or Y/N" they all wake up too see your both missing until Her and Zwei ran up Ruby see's her sister and begins to cry she runs and Hugs Yang "YANG IM SO SORRY ITS Y/N HE JUST FELL" she sobs and crys "FELL" your harem yells "Fell where"? Asks Jane "We followed some White Fang members that we found and found their base we tried to call bitt heir was no signal so we were gonna come back until the ground caved in he grabbed me and Zwei and threw us back on top I tried to help but he fell" everyone was in shock until Oobleck appeared out of know where "Students Pack up your things I fear your boy friend and leader may be in trouble"

And I'ma stop it there hello my Susanoo army school starts tomorrow and so does my volunteer work bleh anyways please vote and leave a comment for the chapter. I'll have another one up tomorrow or some other day anyways this is Susanoo and that's a rap.