Huddled against the wind and buffeted by the snow, Flash Sentry was swept far away to warmer water. Where an enemy, even greater than Cerberus. Flash woke up in a cage that was aboard a boat named: MISERY.
"Oh, I think he's coming around," an elderly voice said. "Welcome back, lad."
"Where am I?" Flash asked, looking at his new surroundings.
"You're aboard the good ship misery," the voice said, revealing to be Granny Smith of the Apple Family. "You've been asleep nearly three days now."
"Three days!?" Flash jumped on his hooves. "I've been asleep for three days!? I'm sure Twilight thinks I'm lost forever!"
"Twilight?"
"A mare back home."
"Oh, your first Adelie." Cherilee smiled.
"What's your name?" Daring Do asked.
"Yes, yes, what's your name?" Cherilee sounded interesting as well.
"I'm Flash Sentry." the stallion in golden armor gave his name.
"Well, welcome aboard, Flash Sentry," Cherilee greeted. "Although, 'welcome' probably isn't the appropriate word."
"Outrage!" Daring Do argued. "Is the appropriate word."
"Yes." Cherilee argeed.
"Abomination!" Dr. Whooves said.
"The indignity!" Mr. and Mrs. Cake said with their foal twins, Pound and Pumpkin.
"The horror..." Photo Finish said.
Photo: If you're into pain and agony
Cakes: Agony
Granny Smith: If you love the great outdoors
Chorus: Welcome aboard the good ship of Misery
The Misery is all yours
Everyday begins with with misery
Misery
Breakfast in a rusty cup
Then we got them all good and miserable
And then we'll all throw up
The boat's got a place so hot
That soon you'll see you've got the rot, and oh
Granny Smith: There's never sun
Filthy Rich: The rats have run
Photo Finish: Do everyone remember fun?
Chorus: No!
"I just thought I'd ask." Photo Finish shrugged.
Chorus: If you think this could never be
Think again, if you're thinking it's the Ritz
Fat chance, sorry, but the Good Ship Misery
Dr. Whooves: Is a reality
"What?" Flash couldn't understand what they were all talking about.
Chorus: Flash, baby, this is the pit
Dr. Whooves: You sit and think
Mares: And pray we sink
Granny Smith: Your muscles shrink
Dr. Whooves: You start to stink
Chorus: And phew!
And they plop that slimy slop and drop the glop of the slop top
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The Pebble and the Pony
RomanceFlash Sentry is in love with Twilight Sparkle, all he needs is the best pebble to propose to her with before the evil Discord takes her for himself. Unfortunately, before the celebration, Flash is taken away, but meets a new friend named Rainbow Das...
