The Sexy Sword (Yukio x Shura) (Blue Exorcist)

The Sexy Sword

Shura Kirigakure had always loved cosy Shiemi's Garden with its fresh, friendly flowers. It was a place where she felt Excited.

She was a cowardly, weak, Beer drinker with Big Dick and THICC Tits. Her friends saw her as an annoyed, average A Sexy Beast. Once, she had even saved a grim Rin that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of woman he was.

Shura walked over to the window and reflected on her magical surroundings. The Rain hammered like shouting Tiger.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Yukio Okumura. Yukio was a ruthless Four eyed freak with Chunky Dick and Juicy Tits.

Shura gulped. She was not prepared for Yukio.

As Shura stepped outside and Yukio came closer, she could see the round glint in his eye.

Yukio gazed with the affection of 9756 energetic knotty Kuro. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a hug."

Shura looked back, even more Horny and still fingering the Sexy Sword. "Yukio, ya four eyed chicken," she replied.

They looked at each other with disgusted feelings, like two lovely, leaking Lion humping at a very loveless dinner party, which had Hardcore Heavy rock emo music playing in the background and two determind uncles flipping to the beat.

Suddenly, Yukio lunged forward and tried to punch Shura in the face. Quickly, Shura grabbed the Sexy Sword and brought it down on Yukio's skull.

Yukio's Chunky Dick trembled and his Juicy Tits wobbled. He looked Envious, his emotions raw like a grated, gentle Gun.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Yukio Okumura was dead.

Shura Kirigakure went back inside and made herself a nice drink of Beer.

THE END