Death note watching Death note

The Theater

"Sapphire are you ready?" I asked her, she replied with a nod. She then opened up a portal, we both then walked through. "Oh no, they're Japanese can they even speak English" Sapphire complained. "Well we're about to find out" I trailed off as we walked into the main area. Light Yagami or Kira asked us something in Japanese. I looked at L, "L, can they uh you know... Speak English?" I asked. L nodded. "Yes." He replied. "Who are you?" light repeated in English.

"We don't have time for this " Sapphire sighed as she used a spell to knock them out. "Ugh, Sapphire it's gonna take ages to wake them up." I complained. Sapphire rolled her eyes and knocked me out. The next thing I now, I heard in distant chatter. my eyes fluttered open. Imma kill that bitch. I quickly sat up and looked around, everyone turned towards me. "Where's the other girl that was here?" I asked. "She went that way" Mello said, pointing to another door that was there. "...SAPPHIRE GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" I screamed very annoyed. She walked out "awww, I guess the fun's over." She whined. 

"Oh shut up" I roll my eyes. "We're going to have plenty of fun" I said, smirking. "Um, who are you?" Matsuda asked. "Well, let's put it this way... We are people that know a lot about you all." I stated, "Are you working with Kira?" Aizawa asked. Sapphire scoffed. "Well ask him yourself." She replied. "Wait hold on, he's here?!" Detective Yagami exclaimed. "Actually, both of them are" I said. "A- are we going to figure out who they are?" Stuttered Misa. 

"I mean we are watching the show." I said. Everyone started freaking out, oh no I blocked my ears. A few smart people, (Light, L, Near, and Mello) copied me. "ENOUGH!" Sapphire screamed. "Guys we should hear them out " Sayu stated. "OK, so basically we're watching the show Death Note, don't question the name all will be revealed in time, and a few of you guys are the main characters. " I explained. "And what made you think of this?" A civilian asked. "Uh... well, Basically Kira killed off my favorite character, I got a new one, hopefully he doesn't die too. Anyway I decided to bring my favorite back, which will help me get over my.... strike per say." I reply. "And I know the one that died, and he's here so she's probably trying to not freak out." Sapphire adds.