Dread of life

Chapter 6

   Masky and hoody entered the room to see that I cought Offender.

" can I have some help here?" I ask while not wanting to touch Offender.

maky nodded and took my place while hoody went to get slender.

   When slender telliported to the room he looked at his brother.

" Offenderman!  how many times do I have to tell you! do not sexualy harass the girl's in the mansion!" he booms

  I crossed my arms and looked at Offender with the kind of face that says touch me and I rip your throat out from your but, but with a happy smile. Offender groans. " But brother is she not a proxy of yours? is she a creepypasta?  if not I have the rihht to do as I please to her"

" she is not a proxy of mine but she is apart of the creepypasta family!  you will treat her like it or you will suffer the conciquences".

  " see jeff I toled you I wouldn't get raped by him" I brag to jeff.

jeff quickly slaps the back of my head and leads me out of the hidden rooms into the living room where jhon is sitting.

" Moon! I just might have found a way to get rid of the cat ears!" he says cheerfully.

" really!  do it now jhon!"

"ok ok I will calm down cat girl"

I sat down and crossed my arms as he stud up and started to chant something I dont know.

" ok Moon you can now... um nevermind dont look in the mirror!  DONT LOOK IN THE MIRROR! "

" wait why" I say as I pick up the lityle hand mirror. the ears are there but changed shape a little and color.

" Hey moon what does the fox say" jeff giggles as he pionts behind me.

To my horror when I looked behind me I saw a fox tail!

" Jhon! you made it worse!" I yell

" hey, hey calm down foxy! im shure I can fix this... one day"

" first of all dont call me foxy and second what the hell do you mean by one day!" I yell

he scratches the back of his head awkwardly as jeff falls on the floor laughing

" what the hell are you laughing at jeff!?"

"  you, foxy"

I growled at him then covered my mouth quickly not knowing I could growl like an animal.

" so thays whay the fox says when she is mad" jeff laughs.

" oh shut it dip shit, dont you have some horny teenage girl to 'kill'"

he growls and I laugh with my ears perked up" what does the jeff say oh he growls."

" oh shut it Moon" he says as he leaves the living room.

   A couple of weeks later...

     I was playing videogames with ben, and lets just say ben is not a pro at minecraft... I tricked him into thinking that if you kill yourself with a cactus enough then you will gey spacial powers. of course he believed me and keeps killing himself for about an hour untill he realized that I pranked him.

I was about to prank him again but slenderman walked into the living room saying he has an announcement. 

" everyone I have an announcement"

" your pregnant! " L.J yells

" ummm... no laughing jack I am not pregnant... But we do habe a new member to the creepypasta family! everyone I would like you to meet Mistynight! "

nobody makes a sound or even dares to move to make the announcement awkward.

" umm did you hear me?" slender asks

we didn't ancer.

a girl enters the room, I assume that she is Mistynight.  she has chocolates in one hand and a small bloody pocketknife in the other. she waves then starts to eat her chocolate. but as soon as she sees L.J she stops and looks at him with wide eyes. " C clown!!?!"

" looks like she doesnt like clowns." I whisper to jeff

" you better hide " I say

he growls  and slaps my head.

" chocolate girl!" L.J yells in fear...

" wait there afrade of each other. .. this is awkward... verry awkward"

jeff, ben, E.J , and jhon nodd in agreement and pulled L.J into the kitchen. as for me it is my turn to take care of the new recruit,  so I draged her to my room as she yelled out rape... verry awkward considering she hasn't met Offender yet.

" ok Mistynight first of all dont yell rape untill Offenderman touches you or even tries to talk to you... you know what just yell rape when he is even in the same room as you. and second you dont have ro be afrade of laughing jack. he cant hurt you as long as you are a creepypasta that follows the only creepypasta rule., and the rule is no killing other creepypastas. " I say but I am not too shure she is listening to me because she is stuffing her face with chocolate...