This is the third book in my Nico at Hogwarts series!
Nico goes back to Hogwarts in his third year to continue his slow quest. Even though he had begun again with the golden trio, can they be friends anymore? What will Nico's boggart be? What does...
The Pettigrew thing was squirming about like the mouse that h3 is. What a nerd.
"Stop. Or I will use my gay demigod powers to smite you, you unholy fiend." Nico commanded.
"Yee Yee Nico." Chanted Sirius
in adoration and murderous excitement.
"Agreeable statement." Lupin nods along seriously.
"Additional affirmation!" Harry, Ron, and Hermione chorused.
Nico called upon the ancients, Apollo, and all those with the power of gay, shadow wrapping around Pettigrew and engulfing him. He got sent to tarturus, as Nico has that power now or something.
"Good job death boy!" Will flung his arms around Nico. Will solace is also here now, because continuity errors.
And with that, the day was saved by Nico's overwhelming homosexuality.
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I never thought I would write "
the day was saved by Nico's overwhelming homosexuality."
but here we are.
Happy April fools day Matchsticks! I promise an actual chapter is coming soon but I'm currently swamped with English work. I have plans for future chapters though, so look forward to some wholesomeness coming soon.
Love, Sammy
P.s. the first person who I haven't already told (Roman in particular) who correctly guesses who the person I badly and accidentally turned into Then Perish will get a shout out in actual fifteen
