BABY SITTING ONE DIRECTION

Chapter one

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"Oh my gosh guess whatttt??" My over active, hyper, don't give her sugar after nine, childish best friend whos supposed to be seventeen years old asked me.

I, being the social outcast for no particular reason and lives under a rock, slapped her across the face.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!" She screeched. My bestie broke down crying and scrambled up from the floor.

"Because you invaded my personal space by a millimeter." My bestie, Popsical Trudie, sighed in understanding and nodded. She knew that what she had done was unacceptable and that she crossed a line, because I, Tan Polka dot , was not over reacting in the slightest bit and stuck my nose in the air and walked off.

She would have to earn back my trust now. And it wouldn't be easy.

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I recived several emails, phone calls, texts, tweets and other communication thingo's from Popsical. I ignored all of them while I sighed and sat on my bed not bothering to do something productive like eating, sleeping, speaking or even breathing. I just couldn't bring myself to realise that I sat on a red back spider.I mean its not like it mattered. Nothing mattered and I wasn't over thinking this at all.

"Honey! Tan!" My mum bursts through the door. She acted like such a teenager. Not because She wants to feel young, or because ots just her. No. It was so she could appearvas an irressponsible adult when shes almost 47 years of age and is over her brain devolpment stage.

"What mum!! I can't belive you said.my full name. I told you, your only alowd to adress me Between the hours of 9am and 2pm. Because I'm not a spoilt rich brat at all."

She instantly pouted. And I felt guilty because She did give birth to me. But its her fault I snapped because I can never take responaablity.

"I got you one direction tickets for tonight because they weren't sold out or anything and I have money to throw away because I'm rich which is why your a spoilt brat."

"IM GOING TO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND IM SORRY MUM YOU.MAY NOW SPEAK TO ME WHENEVER TOU WANT!!!"

She instantly left.

Then, I felt the strangest feeling of tingling in my toes. I then felt it all over.me and I collapsed onto the ground. Not moving. Not breathing.

Then it was all over in a second.

I looked into a mirror and saw that I now had fangs.

Damn that red back spider I previously sat on.

NOW IM A VAMPIRE!!

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Haha. Soz to leave you on a cliff hanger even dough dat waz the hole entire point.

How evil was the spider? I didn't rip that off from spiderman at all.

byess guyss!!