middle school

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(natsuki is mah wifu ok?!)OKAY!I DID NOT STUDY AND GOT 82% ON FY MUCKING SCIENCE TEST!DDCIMIVNT GOD LOVES MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay, so anyway, middle schools crazy, right? i mean last night i was in the shower thinking 'middle school can eat my ass.' yea...i was drunk of soda,(long story for next chapter) and sooooooooo..........i can get very silly, so i try to lighten the mood in school. it doesnt help that i play parinomal games and then cant end it so i get dissy. (another story for chapter 3.) but anyway, the point is, your not gonna survive middle school....haha hell no. so im just gonna tell stupid storys to make you laugh.


1.Water is a bananan peel.

so it was really wet from rain and if band when the doors close you cant get in until some one lets you, im not in band my my friend fike is, me and my bff were heading to gym when he was running to band as the door was closing and slipped in water and flew 2 feet in the air and then fell on his back, he got up and started laughing as did me and athena.(its funny because that NEVER happens lol) so ya..... that was funny

2. Juice squirt gun.

so i laugh really hard and when you perverted bff is licking a push pop like a dick, so as he was doing that i was drinking some water and he moaned out ¨oh ya gigi drink ticci tobys cum!¨(i had a crush on ticci toby an went by gigi.) so i needed to laugh and swallow and... is shoot out of my nose.... same thing happened with juice..

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