i didnt think too far into this

how british people spell things

id just like to take a minute 

to appreciate

how british people spell things.

like who doesnt want to say colour instead of color

and in what universe is theatre

not a thousand times cooler than theater?

its just so fancy and awesome 

and deserves appreciation

and americans can only wish

to be that cool

and the wannabes spell like british people

to sound cool

but no

they arent cool

theyre just wannabes

but you know who is cool?

british people

because they can just add 'u's to words 

for no actual reason

and make them

a million percent cooler

so id like to propose a toast

to the way british people spell things

and as we raise our glasses,

let us not forget

how much more colourful the world is

when british people spell things