Twelfth of June, 20XX
So today I had another competition. Against Bully McMuscule.
Or Marty. If you want to call him by his "real name" but I think it's just a "fake name". His real name is Bully McMuscle. At least to me.
Any way, this was a test of strength. Guess who won? Actually I'm going to tell you. Me.
I DON'T KNOW HOW DON'T ASK ME!!!
Bully McMuscule said it was because I "caught him on an off day".
Bullshit.
