How Many Gods Does It Take To Make A Baby?

Two Down, Seven To Go

Disclaimer: I don't own Kamigami no Asobi

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I was currently clinging to Dionysus' neck, closing my eyes, like the world was going to end, because, if he dropped me, my world would. Now, don't get me wrong, I trust him, but, that doesn't dull my nerves much. "Yui, it's okay, I'm not going to drop you." He told me looking down at me. The others were all around us flying as well.

"I-I know…" I responded.

"How much do you know about our mythology?" Dionysus asked, probably trying to distract me from my fear, and it helped a little, I opened my eyes and looked at him.

"I… read a bit about it at the academy, but I don't think I know too much, Emmelia probably knows a lot more than me… and she's six…" I said feeling inferior to a six-year-old.

"Well, do you know who all the gods and goddess are?" He asked, I temporarily forgot how high up I was to think.

"I don't remember all of them, but… there's you, Apollon, Hades, Zeus-sama…. Apollon's sister… I think it was Artemis-sama… ehh, Zeus-sama's wife Hera… Poseidon-sama. I don't think after everything that's happened today I could forget him… but then… there's Athena-sama like Athens…" Dionysus giggled, I gave him a questioning look, "What? Was I wrong?" I asked feeling embarrassed.

"No, no. You're right. Just ehh, don't bring that up in front of uncle Poseidon." He advised.

"Oh right! I remember actually learning that story in school." I told Dionysus, remembering the story of how Athena had given the people an olive tree and Poseidon a fountain or something, and the people decided that Athena's gift was better so they named their city after her.

"Yes, continue about the names." Dionysus said.

"Well, there's Aphrodite-sama… and she's married to…. He-haph- Hephaestus-sama. I remember having to ask Thoth-sama how to pronounce that…. That was… not fun…" I told Dionysus, and well, everyone around us too.

"Why didn't you ask one of us Fairy? We could have helped you!" Apollon asked.

"Because it would be embarrassing, and weird, when I was learning this stuff I still barely knew you guys." I told him, "In fact it was shortly after the entrance ceremony." I informed.

"You could have still asked, while you were there to help us, we could have helped you too." Dionysus refuted, "but there's nothing we can do about it now, continue."

"I can only remember a few more, this book I found had a few interesting stories some including you three, so I remember them. Um, there's Demeter-sama, Persephone-sama." You could practically feel the tension between the three of them, knowing what I was referring to. "Uh, Percy Jackson isn't real, Demeter-sama is one sister of Hera-sama, and I know they have a third sister, I think the name starts with an 'H' but I can't remember and then there's Eros-sama and Eris-sama, I remember those thanks to Eros-san and her family! Just like I know Freyr-sama and Freyja-sama of the Norse!" I saw Balder smile.

"Yes, well, that Percy Jackson definitely isn't real but not everything in it was not true, I mean, why do you think I was at that academy?" Dionysus asked.

"Moral support for Apollon and Hades?" I said, "Besides you're nothing like that Mr. D character, I mean, I'm not too far into the second book but that guy seems like a royal pain in the butt, you're really nice and would never treat people like he does." I defended.