play it by the rules

four : group chat

skank hoes 2.0
imessage - 6:14 pm

row row hoe 👀 added ash ❤️

me
omg
you actually added him 😭
whyy

ash ❤️
wow
tell us how you really feel
also, why is the group called "skank hoes 2.0"

row row hoe 👀🛶
because jennifer is skank hoe 1.0

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bitchhh 👀

me
we need to get the kenny and payton ship to sail 😩❤️

gay gay hay hay 💋🗑
I CALL CAPTAIN

me
yOU FUCKING HOE

ash ❤️
woahh
chill baby

row row hoe 👀🛶
i don't support that decision.
also...
"bAbY" 😭😩

gay gay hay hay 💋🗑
they're so cuteeeee
i am also captain of the kyston ship 😎

me
IF YOU GET TO BE CAPTAIN OF KYS-WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID, THEN I GET TO BE CAPTAIN OF THE KAYTON SHIP

ash ❤️
she's actually getting mad lmao 💀
it's pretty funny watching her stand up and throw herself onto the bed

row row hoe 👀🛶
aRE YOU GUYS TOGETHER RIGHT NOW??

me
what
no

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get fuckinn exposed bitch 😂
now i'm captain of both ships 😉

me
hold on
i have to go beat ash's ass real quick

row row hoe 👀🛶
sorry ashton :)

me
GYUS ITS ASSTON
KY WNT TO THE BAYHROM AND I TOK HER PJONE
YIKES
SHES CMIN BCAK

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i think i lost half of my brain cells trying to decode that

row row hoe 👀🛶
bitchh me too 😭

gay gay hay hay 💋🗑
your brain cells were already gone before this

row row hoe 👀🛶
love u too, gross ass 😘

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😘😘

me
what the fuck did ashton do

best hubby out here 🙈❤️💍
nothing babe ❤️

me
you changed your name omg

row row hoe 👀🛶
to what??

me
"best hubby out here 🙈❤️💍"

gay gay hay hay 💋🗑
that's too cute 😭
dani says hi btw :))

me
OMG HI DANI
WE LOVE YOU MORE THAN GAYLEY 😘💋

row row hoe 👀🛶
it's true
we only speak facts 💯💯

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she says she loves you guys more 😤

me
of course she does 😘

best hubby out here 🙈❤️💍
sorry guys
i'm taking ky's phone away so we can watch a movie 😌❤️ see you guys later
we're also planning kennedy and payton's new relationship 😉

row row hoe 👀🛶
great
and YOU GUYS ARE SO ADORABLE
sTOP BEING CUTE

gay gay hay hay 💋🗑
i have never shipped anyone more than you two, besides me and dani of course 😉❤️
wAIT... they're watching a movie together 🤭 does that mean they're going to..???

row row hoe 👀🛶
FUCK YEAH
GET IT KYRAH
AND WRAP YOUR WILLY BEFORE YOU GET SILLY, ASHTON !!

best hubby out here 🙈❤️💍
don't worry ;)
WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING -KYRAH

gay gay hay hay 💋🗑
holy shit
our little ky-ky is growing up 😭👩‍👩‍👧

row row hoe 👀🛶
we'll miss you when you're gone! 
make sure to call everyday and don't forget about us 😓

gay gay hay hay 💋🗑
we're glad to have you apart of the family ash, don't break her heart or we might just have to have a little talk.

row row hoe 👀🛶
that talk includes us shoving a ruler up your dickhole, just in case you didn't figure it out already.
now have fun kids!  don't stay out too late 😘

best hubby out here 🙈❤️💍
she's so adorable :) i could never break her heart.  she's my little baby <3
goodnight mother and mother and mother 👀

row row hoe 👀🛶
three mothers?

gay gay hay hay 💋🗑
i think he means dani

row row hoe 👀🛶
oH.. sorry i'm slow

gay gay hay hay 💋🗑
no
you're just stupid

row row hoe 👀🛶
ty babes 😌💞
now shh
we need to let them fuck in peace !