Gastoes Or Gastiddies? - Gaston x Reader

Gastiddies Or Gastoes?

It had been a few days now since the incident in the tavern, Y/n had started talking to Shrek more which annoyed Gaston a lot but only made Y/n smirk with glee.

Shrek and Y/n had become so close that they were seemingly in a relationship and Y/n was content with this.

"Onions are just like ogres you see, they have layers," Shrek explained as he juggled a half eaten onion. Y/n giggled before kissing Shrek on the cheek.

"I have to go now but I'll see you later, right?" Y/n said as she leapt up from her seat. Nodding and signalling for her to go, Shrek finished the onion before trodding up the road to his lavatory. Y/n went the opposite way.

Dear Diary,

Today is the day; I've been planning this for months now. I'm finally going to get my revenge on Gaston LeGume.

I don't want to go into too much detail as to what I'll do but you'll know sooner or later. Good bye.

Tip toeing into Gaston's house, Y/n scanned the area for any signs of life. After scanning the room fully, Y/n unsheathed a large, sharp dagger and proceeded up the stairs to Gaston's chambers.

Once inside, she secured her position in his wardrobe and waited until Gaston came out in nothing but a towel.

Suddenly, Y/n pounced out of the wardrobe and on top of Gaston where she began to strangle him with the belt he had around his neck from the art shop.

Once out cold, Y/n heaved Gaston downstairs and tied him up on a table. With a menacing grin, Y/n started to cut of his Gastoes and Gastiddies before stabbing him repeatedly in the chest.

Gaston LeGume was no more.

Fin.

i didn't expect this to go anywhere, glad people liked the gastiddies x