Ask Paloma

Are you a goddess?

Pizzazzy asks "Excuse me, Doña, but are you a goddess?"

Oh, querida, but you do flatter me! No. I'm not a goddess or any kind of primordial being bestowed upon the world by the gods. I'm just a humble, beautiful, wealthy merchant who worked her way up from the depths of despair. I know it's difficult to believe when looking at my gorgeous body and witnessing my genius, but si, I'm only human. Gracias for asking. It's nice to know somebody appreciates the true masterpiece that is me.