idk and idc

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OK SO LARRY'S NOSE IS SUPER SHARP AND HE CAN PRACTICALLY MAKE IT SUPER LONG AND STAP SOMEONE WITH IT.
"bUt WhAt AbOuT sAl?" YOU MAYBE ASKING
WELL LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT SAL CAN DO

SAL'S PIGTALES HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN AND THEY CAN FUCKING GROW AND GRAB THINGS AND ITS GREAT SAL HAS NO CONTROL OVER IT

AND THEN WHENEVER LARRY GETS HIGH HE GRABS SALS PIGTAILS AND P U L L S ON IT, CAUSING SALS PIGTAILS TO GO WILD AND THROW LARRY EVERYWHERE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

EVERYTIME LARRY GETS HIGH HE FORGETS, AND IT HAPPENS EVERY
S I N G L E TIME

thanks for coming to my ted talk. im probably gonna publish this and add to it every time i get a new idea for these two

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