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this uh is gonna be a nice chapter

warming: this has to do with mature themes so ye

bakugou pov
i was drinking my boomboom juice and watching the real housewives of japan when i glanced at the time
6:30!!!!
thats way past my bed time!!!!!!! so immediately i jumped off the couch and ran to my room and jumped onto my bed, wrapping myself in a blanket burrito. i muttered 'sleep sleep sleep' very aggressively to myself until i fell asleep.

i rubbed my eyes softly as i woke up. wait. i'm at...school? this is weird. eh. i shrugged as i looked around the empty classroom i was just in i guess. usually that loser deku is in here. where is that punk? i walk around more trying to find anyone around. no one. not even any teachers. sigh. maybe i'm just really early for school. so i just sat down at my desk and played with my pen.

i sat there for a bit before i heard the door creek open. finally someone. the first thing i saw come through the door was huge tits. like huge ones. bigger than anime titties. big buzungas. huge honkers. why am i staring at this girls boobs?!?! i need to stop. i sigh and turn my head away avoiding tit contact
"hey explosion boy!"
i heard a voice all. kiri? no it couldn't be him. it's only me and that girl in here. right? i look back and see the person walking towards me.
"hey bakugou"
i then looked up and what i saw shocked me. the huge tits were on kirishima!?!?! nonono!!!! this can't be
"h-hey shitty hair"
i said with bright red cheeks. he tilted his head slightly
"is something wrong?"
he asked with his huge tits bouncing. my pp was getting hard qwq
"no why would anything be wrong"
i mumbled as he shrugged and laid his huge tatas on my desk in front of me
"you like what you see?"
he asked bouncing his eye brows. what could i say? no? so of course i said
"mhm"
while nodding rapidly. he then grabbed my hand and placed it on his buzzum.
"...what's happening right now"
i mumble as i hear the door open and see who comes in. WHAT?!! everyone has huge boobs what's happening
"what's wrong"
everyone says in unison while tilting their heads. this can't be real.
"okay bakugou...stand up and bend over...i'm gonna destroy your butthole"
kiri said sternly looking me in the eye. his boobs just seems to bounce 24/7 the fuck. the others were just standing there and being creepy. once again what was i gonna do? say no? so i shaking stood up and
BEEP BEEP BEEP
my eyes snap open. and i'm...in my room. no. dammit. i punch my alarm clock in frustration and sit up. if only that was real
"fuckin hell"
i mumbled as i got out of bed. i then here my phone beep
[hairforbrains: bro i had a weird ass dream last night]
[hairforbrains: i had boobs]

owo sorry not sorry