Hi my names Mick-Lovin and im going to tell you guys the story about how I met my lover and how we became one. It's a wild story so kick back, relax and get some popcorn or something.
So the story starts on on a rainy gloomy day. Me and my best mate Marian was at the shops and as we were exiting Target this guy comes up to us. He looked young but in a rough spot with a massive beard. He starts singing XXXTentacion songs and I looovee his music so I made Marian stay so we could listen to him. He sounded exactly like XXXTentacion and he was singing so many songs it was like a small concert.
Then when he started singing "Look at Me" and I feel deeply in love with him. I don't know what it was but I knew he was my Prince Charming when he said "CANT KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS". I wish he didn't keep it in his pants and he took it out...whops that's a bit to much haha ;). But as he was singing then security comes out and yells "HEY STOP HARRASING THEM GIRLS AROUND" and starts chasing him. The security took us and we were in their office.
For what felt like 7 years was about 5 minutes until a security guy came up to us and asked if we knew who this guy was. He told us that he's always singing to himself XXXTentacion songs and that he's never gone up to anyone until today. Little did they know I was falling deeply in love with him and after he said that I couldn't keep my head straight and zoned out the rest of the time.
We finished in the security office and decided to go eat then leave. That's exactly what we did and as we left the shops we noticed that guy was following us. I didn't want security to see us talking to him again so I lead him further away until we all knew it was safe. Then he comes up to me and introduces himself. He rips his fake beard off and says "hi my names jahseh"
