The Horror//Z.M

Plan

☠EDITED☠

Cassie's POV:

"So, what's the plan?" I ask.

"Easy, just pretend you, and I have a fake relationship going on. He will totally believe it. He believes almost anything. Don't tell him I told you this, but one time, I told him I went to the doctors office, and found out I had cancer, and that I only had until February 30th to live..."

It takes me a minute, but I finally get it, "Oh, because there is no February 30th!" 

I laugh for a while, when it turns into a snort. Louis looks at me weirdly, and laughs out loud. Which, makes me laugh, also. We sit there for about five minutes, laughing, until I finally ask, "What did he do?"

"Well, he had a big feast, and gathered everyone around, told them, and we had a party. And, I think he even shed a small tear."

I try not to laugh again, "So, what did he do when he found out you were faking?"

"Oh, he didn't find out for a long time." Louis chuckles.

"Wait, what?"I ask, dumbfounded.

"I didn't want him to be mad, so I just told him I was cancer free, and I was okay."

"And?" I ask, motioning for him to go on.

"It took him like, only three months, but one day he came up and hit me, and said, 'Wait, there is no February 30th!' And, I couldn't help it, I burst out laughing."

I let out a loud laugh for the second time today, holding my stomach.

"It's not funny." Louis remarks, crossing his arms.

"Why not?" I ask.

"Because, he didn't talk to me for two months! And, gave me nothing but tofu to eat!"

"Oh my god." I laugh, putting my hand over my mouth. "You are too much."

He smirks, "Anyway, back to the plan."

I nod, acting serious, "He will get jealous, make you even more jealous, and realize he's a dumb ass, and he loves you."

I gape at who I see behind Louis, crossing his arms. Louis slowly turns around, and smiles weakly, "Hello, Liam."

He rolls his eyes, "I'm going to pretend I never heard that." He then walks away.

"Okay, well that was awkward." I state.

"Yes, and it will get even more awkward." Louis shifts,uncomfortably.

"Why?" I ask, curious.

"We need to spread a rumor, anonymously." He starts.

"What kind of rumor?"

"One that may, or may not have three letters in it, involving the nasty."

I look at him for about three minutes, confused, when he clears his throat, "We need to start a rumor we had sex."

My eyes widen, "Hell to the no."

"Why not? He will surely believe it!" Louis reassures.

"I don't know if you know, but Zayn knows I'm a virgin, Louis. He would never fall for that act."

Louis eyes widen, "You're a v-virgin?"

I stare at him, "Is that, a bad thing?"

He shakes his head, "Not at all."

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This was obviously a filler. Sorry for that, but it needed to happen before a non-filler chapter. Ha. Anyway, there it is. Picture on side of Zayn. Enjoy ;)