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●My mole

Norman
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Ray
I would have throwed up if I weren't high as fuck.

Norman
Why would you say that?

Norman
EH?! Why did the image send here?! That was for my doctor!

Norman
How do I delete a message?

Ray
The doctor is not in our group chat though.

Norman
GROUP CHAT?! I never meant for this to happen, oh my!

Ray
I almost thought you send your nudes to us on purpose. Thanks for clarifying...

Norman
If I delete it from my phone, will it be deleted from yours too?

Ray
That's not how messages work... Sorry.

Norman
Can you just delete it please?

Ray
I could, but this is future blackmail.

Norman
...I'm begging you.

Ray
Fine, but that won't delete it from hers, I must say.

Norman
I completely forgot about Emma!

Norman
Just delete the photo Emma, or even better, don't even download it at all!

Ray
I have an idea.

Norman
I'm about to cry, so please tell me if there's a way to fix this.

Ray
If we send too many texts she will most likely not read them all, and she won't see the picture as a result.

Norman
Sounds like a great plan, actually.

Ray
We can take the phone when she comes back home and delete it later.

Norman
Don't you think she will read that and start reading everything else?

Ray
I know her, she usually likes reading just the last few messages. Let's make it boring as heck.

Norman
Oh okay, so what should we talk about to cover my picture up?

Ray
Why do you have a mole, like, there?

Norman
...That's none of your concern. How is that question going to help?

Ray
Were you talking to your doctor about that mole?

Norman
...Yeah.

Ray
Figured... I've never seen a mole that big in a penis.

Norman
Thanks?

Ray
I never imagined your pubic hair would be white too. Albinos are a mystery, uh.

Norman
Can we please stop talking about my bussiness?

Ray
It's funny though, I never imagined the carpet matched the drapes in you case.

Norman
...Stop staring at my privates...

Ray
I didn't want to get off theme, sorry.

Norman
She's going to read all of this if she gets to see those weird questions.

Ray
I have another idea, it's even better than the last.

Ray
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Norman
Why would your nudes solve anything?!

Ray
Now yours are hidden!
Now it's when you say thanks Ray and pat my head.

Norman
You don't realize how bad this is, do you?

Ray
I thought it was a great idea but now that I look at it... I think I digged my own grave.

Norman
You need to stop consuming that drug...

Emma
Guys what the heck?! Why is my gallery filled with dicks?

Ray
Don't worry Norman, I can explain her this.

Norman
No, you won't.

Emma
Were you two comparing yourselves? Is this a game?

Norman
...I don't know if that's worse than what actually happened.

Emma
It's not fair, I can't even compete here! I don't have a dick!

Norman
It wasn't a competition... Could you just delete those? I'm sorry you had to see all that, Emma.

Ray
Norman forced me to do it.

Norman
...Specially Ray's thing, if you could burn your phone that would be great.

Emma
You guys can't even wait for me to play your silly games! I'm so mad...

Ray
We weren't playing, well, I was for a while but still.

Emma
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Emma
Look what you guys made me do!

Ray
...

Norman
...

Emma
Guys? Did I win?

Norman
...I'm going to be busy for a while.

Ray
Yo Emma, are you dumb?

Emma
I hate being left out.

Ray
Can we now burn the group chat and never talk about this ever again?

Emma
That sounds fair.

Ray
And Emma, even if it were a dick competition, you wouldn't even qualify with a vagina.

Emma
At least I tried my best!

Ray
I can give you a few points for boldness and some extra ones for making Norman run to the bathroom that fast.

Emma
Yay!

Ray
Just some advice, if you are in a group chat and people start sending nudes... don't do the same. You were lucky we're your friends, we won't do anything with them.

Ray
Well, I can at least say for myself that I won't do anything.

Emma
But it's a group thing, I must participate. It's only fair.

Ray
If everyone jumped to a river, would you do the same?

Emma
Ray, if everyone was jumping to a river I would most likely be the one who came up with the idea. Mama didn't raise a follower, she raised a LEADER.

Ray
Don't send pics of your vagina around Emma, that's all I'm trying to say!

Emma
Why is Norman not answering us?

Ray
He's playing with his mole, let the guy be.

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You guys heard it here first:
Don't send nudes!