My new dad

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The breeze blowed through my long Shapiro bangs. I gasped at the sight of my new father, his body was tightly squeezed by a silk super suit. Rainbows and unicorns danced about it. I had no problem with this my gorgeous Shapiro lashes flowed in the wind. My new sister came and greeted me. Compared to my outstanding beauty she was just a rock. Nothing could surpass my gorgeous Shapiro nipples. They tingled with excitement as she approached closer. She sniffed me gently— I sniffed back gracefully. From then on we were friends.

My father was an unusual man. He stood 6ft tall — his nipples were like hard gold. He had pink Cotten candy hair — and a very specific taste in men. I never payed much attention to his boyfriends— that was until Moto moto.

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