I Read A Book

Here. Have some kidneys: Kpop Book #1

Most of you are probably thinking "of course you have" or "what the fucking hell is wrong with you" and to that I say, anime and Kpop entered my life and made me this way;)))))). I'm trying this new thing of adding my opinion on books but I'm not going to say what the book is called because I don't do stuff like that. So before I start my opinion let me make a quick summary of this book. (By the way I'm not using the real names)

Bobbylina gets into her dream school. She meets Bob, her childhood friend the moves away. Bob introduced her to everyone. Steve insults Bobbylina and walks away. Bob shouts at Steve for being an ass. They go to class. Boobylina gets assigned to sit beside Steve. Steve throws a note saying "hey slut your going to pay" for no god damn reason. Bobbylina gets emotions and asks to go to the bathroom. She crys and tells us about her bullying days. She finds A FUCKING RAZOR ON THE FUCKING SINK. Then she just cuts herself and faints. Then fucking Bob realised that she hasn't came back for fifteen minutes and goes to the fucking teacher and asks if he could check in her. The teacher lets him. He can't find her so he calls a friend IN GOD DAMN CLASS to see if she's in the bathroom. And she finds her.

That's only in the first two chapters!! I continue reading on because I was bored. But this "book" is sooooooooo bad. I just have to cringe every time. This freaking chapter got me shook.

- Told them about the bullies

- Bob confessed his love

-They go on a "date", I don't even know if you would consider a date cause she brought all of her friends.

- Finds Steve kissing his ex girlfriend; I don't even know if they were dating cause I skip a few chapter. In that god damn same chapter :
- she collapsed on the street
- Steve's ex girlfriend drags her, yes god damn drags her in her car and drives away. Basically she kidnapped her. And do you know what so fucking stupid, ex girlfriend allows Bobbylina to call someone.

This book is the "best" book ever. I laughed at how poorly written it is. Like it's just mind blowing at the fact that everything is simply put. This "book" is confusing.

Bob gave away his TWO FUCKING KIDNEYS for his friends. Then in the god damn sequel he's alive. Can you even survived without kidneys?? Anyways do YOU FUCKING KNOW WHY HES ALIVE. DURING THE FUCKING OPERATIONS, THE SCISSORS SLIPPED AND WENT INTO HIS HEAD AND HE GOT FUCKING AMNESIA!!! Luckily (fuck the book logic) a boy died minutes before his surgery so they just implanted the boys kidneys in Bob. Do you realise how stupid this "book" is.

Boy -> Bob -> Bobbylina and Mike (I probably should of said that Bobbylina got in a accident, I don't fucking know how it happen cause I skipped that chapter).

Conclusion: Confusing and bad but I have to admit it's like The Room of bad wattpad books. It's amazingly bad, and my friend and I have just been quoting random lines and scenes to each other all week. Let's just give some credit to this fucking book. I god damn love it. It's so funny (it's not suppose to be funny). The sequel is even better the baby gets fucking stole.

You guys should read it;)))) oh wait you can't cause I didn't tell you the name ;)))))
In stead why don't you read these books :

Anime - Fabulousness & Assassinations (Assassination Classroom Karma X Reader X Asano)
Author - Michelle_the_great

Kpop - Mr Arrogant (Bts V)
Author - wtkfics

Random - Puppet Boy
Author - z0mbies

A/N if you enjoyed this chapter series thing, why don't you request some bad books for me to read but make sure to message me privately because I don't want to get people screaming at me in the comments or my conversation;))))))))