It's vacation time for the countries and they are heading to Florida to hangout, Russia and America were both put to be roommates (Wow and they were roommates ) PLZ tell me you know that meme" anyways America finds out secrets Russia has been keepin...
America's P.O.V. I brought him to his bed and shoved him onto it (Bc I'm a bad ass) (AHEM NO UR NOT) he gave me an evil stare so I ran away.(pussy) I went to the beach and saw my MUM and dad, so I ran over to them. "EYYYYY wats GuCCie my dudezzzzz"I said. They looked at me frightened like I was going to die or some thi-!
Russia's P.O.V. I grabbed America into a choke hold and dragged him across the beach. " You dum ass think you can just get away with that u~"I said. as I looked down to see him with his arms crossed and he's.... blushing? I YEETED him across the beach and ran for my FUCKING life! "OH HELL NO I AINT HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT TODAY BITCH!!" I screamed running down the beach. I ran into Ukraine 'literally' she fell on her ass and I laughed. "U FUCK LARD WATCH WHERE UR GOING FAT FUCK!" She screamed. "Yeah fuck u too." I said as I started to run off again.
(Time skip Bc this makes no sense)
I look behind me for one second and when I look back a run strait into America.. "HOW THE FUCK DID YOUR FAT FUCKIN ASS GET IN FRONT OF ME??" "Wow thanks for complementing my ass *winks*" "AIGHT YOU BLYAD GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!" "OH trust me I do every night thinking of you~ *WiNkS*"
HAHHHA IM CRYING!!! Ok so that isn't that funny but because it's so late my dumb ass thinks it's so funny. Ima go listen to some music and watch some por-..rusame........ CYAAAAAA!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA IM FUCKIN HIGHHHHH WEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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