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chapter one : the universe made by ridley86 and icklebickle
Once upon a time there was nothing in space except for nothing in space because there was nothing.....in space. Out of nowhere a magical pop tart cat came out from space leaving a trail of rain bows which formed round planets and then made a last round planet but it was square with sparkles. After eons of the planets being there some space artsiest remade it to a Circle even though the earth went through different shapes and thus the earth was created and then it was blown up but it was made again.
chapter two : earths geography ,plantation and the sea
after all that happened it started to rain on earth for thousands ( two) years (days). thus the ocean was created. then the sparkles that the rainbow pooping cat made turn in to trees and grass and flowers and and lamas with lasers. after twenty years of the world coming to life the lamas soon started to be in a war which made many geographic features to the world such as rivers ,hills , plains, faults , Plautus , caves , glaciers , peninsulas , faults , valleys and some natural must see sights such the grand canyon, the amazon river and the great wall of china.
chapter three : the dinosaurs
some of the sprinkles(and cupcakes) made fishes in the ocean and after millions of years they grew legs and lungs but some drowned cause they where to far from land and drowned. after more years they evolved in to dinosaurs such as a t-Rex , long necks ,triceratops, raptors, and the Mexican mothers the scariest of all creatures.
chapter four : the end of the dinosaurs
the Dino's came to a terrible fate. it was not a drought, or flood, or meteorite that ended their rein, it was a giant pink bunny. it said scrumptious kitty as it ate all of the Dino's. tastes like chicken! i'm going to buy these at the super market. and that's how Dino chicken nuggets came to be.
chapter five : the new animals
the first animals, besides the Dino nuggets, were lumbuxs, it as a large creature that was super fat and ate every thing in sight and if you touched it you could lose an arm. not that it was vicious or anything....... well, it slowly evolved into the male species. no wonder they eat and sleep and poop so much! it makes so much cents now! then the female species evolved so the male species wouldn't kill itself off. the female was created to help the silly minded helpless little boys. the only female that wasn't created for this purpose is Lady GAGA! she was born this way.
chapter six : the first humans
the cave men where made because magical dragons made little poopies in the shape of a human and breathed fire on it and it turned into a human and that's why they smelled like crap cause they were crap but magical crap. that's y humans poop when they are constipated. then the poop comes alive when they sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are born emotion less like Kristen Stewart and where hideous like Sarah Jessica Parker. Over the time people started to make babies insted of having dragons have magical poop babies and they where beautiful like Megan fox or some other people. omg no way! so then the humans evolved. they became fat and and funny. they made funny jokes that were like u r a gardening tool. like Gabriel eglisia.
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